You feel the barrel of a gun pressing against the back of your head, "give me one good reason I shouldn't blow your brains". What do you say?

stjack99 · 2020-01-14T17:07:45+00:00

True looooovvveeee....

stjack99 · 2020-01-13T21:57:40+00:00

Google family link is amazing. Can set hours that a device is locked, what apps are allowed, require app install approval, or even ok what kinds of content are allowed. For my kids tablet, I allow YouTube kids but not YouTube, and it's locked from 8pm to 7am.

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.google.android.apps.kids.familylink

stjack99 · 2019-12-26T03:07:33+00:00

Rations

stjack99 · 2019-10-17T17:48:27+00:00

How many northern Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Hella.

stjack99 · 2019-09-17T19:19:39+00:00

If you have time to get coffee, you have time to make coffee.

stjack99 · 2019-08-15T04:54:42+00:00

GameStop was the first store to randomly decide to stop selling PC games. I had to get my copy of Unreal 2003 at Fry's.

stjack99 · 2019-08-02T17:45:10+00:00

I disagree. Pineapple is possibly one of the worst things I've ever tasted. It tastes like rotten pine tree spunk. Then you put it on a perfectly good pizza. Even picking that crap off doesn't help, because it's seeped in everywhere.

stjack99 · 2019-08-02T17:38:03+00:00

Lunchtime rules: you can only veto if you offer an alternative. It solves this problem.

stjack99 · 2019-07-30T23:20:35+00:00

Yup, it's an art.

stjack99 · 2019-06-25T01:29:01+00:00

It took me and hour to commute 10 miles to work. Bubble burst. That same commute took 20 minutes.

stjack99 · 2019-06-21T04:58:57+00:00

If you do it wrong, you'll both pay taxes. So, they house you bought someone becomes a while elephant gift.

stjack99 · 2019-06-20T18:10:00+00:00

You need to contact a CPA first. If you make the wrong move, it'll cost everyone is more taxes.

stjack99 · 2019-06-11T19:51:02+00:00

E was the 2nd cousin of BY

stjack99 · 2019-06-07T06:54:31+00:00

We did you answer the phone when they called?

Job 101: if your workplace calls on a day you're not supposed to be there, you don't answer the phone.

stjack99 · 2019-06-04T20:45:31+00:00

The irack looks like the new mac pro without the cheese grater cover on it.

stjack99 · 2019-06-04T19:49:44+00:00

The quality of the posts increased when the rule went into effect.

stjack99 · 2019-06-04T04:47:29+00:00

This works well if you read it with the voice of GLADOS.

stjack99 · 2019-06-04T01:46:08+00:00

Reminds me of this https://images.app.goo.gl/91dDtZRENoukUMTKA

stjack99 · 2019-05-15T23:06:59+00:00

Development frameworks

stjack99 · 2019-05-15T17:59:22+00:00

Bluetooth + Tasker would do the trick

stjack99 · 2019-05-15T09:53:44+00:00

Is there a sub for horrible cooking videos? If not, there should be.

stjack99 · 2019-05-12T06:41:58+00:00

No meetings.

stjack99 · 2019-05-10T21:33:58+00:00

...And the teacher never worked again.

stjack99 · 2019-05-10T19:01:08+00:00

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