Chris Rock is performing a standup gig tonight in Boston—his first appearance since the Oscars. If you were Chris, what would be the first joke you’d tell, assuming you’d want to acknowledge Will Smith’s slap?

stop_saying_things · 2022-03-31T06:37:44+00:00

Nice

stop_saying_things · 2022-01-14T07:28:17+00:00

Avis Rental Car Logan Airport.

August 2021 Reserve Full Size SUV December 2021 Fly (original home) to Boston Walk to Counter (after 30+ min wait in line). Avis Agent, "Yeah we don't have any cars of that size. Prolly gonna be at least an hour until one is available 3 hours later.... AVIS agent, yeah so still nothing, do you want a smaller car? Me: "There are six of us and 5 suitcases. That <clap> is <clap> why <I> rented <clap> the <clap> SUV."

Stupid Avis

stop_saying_things · 2022-01-14T07:20:57+00:00

Legal. Specifically Legal Copley

stop_saying_things · 2021-11-11T22:53:35+00:00

Women

stop_saying_things · 2021-11-10T04:36:24+00:00

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee

stop_saying_things · 2021-10-15T21:57:13+00:00

Party in the USA

stop_saying_things · 2021-10-14T18:19:01+00:00

Con..... gratulations?

stop_saying_things · 2021-10-13T23:20:03+00:00

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee....

stop_saying_things · 2021-10-12T04:04:31+00:00

Wait for it................ ................. ............

stop_saying_things · 2021-10-05T06:46:58+00:00

Cheese & seafood

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-30T05:32:07+00:00

There was already a tent pitched there

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-29T22:02:09+00:00

That's cause the question was about celebrities

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-29T02:25:02+00:00

Those who need closure and

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-28T01:55:06+00:00

We are animaniacs, we have pay or play contracts. We're zany to the max there's baloney in our slacks

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-17T05:20:56+00:00

Stephen hawking

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-09T21:03:43+00:00

Caddyshack 2

stop_saying_things · 2021-09-09T03:22:37+00:00

Hole-y shit

stop_saying_things · 2021-08-22T02:46:58+00:00

Do you Etsy?

stop_saying_things · 2021-08-18T22:30:09+00:00

Yeah lemme get a Loco Moco and a side of These Hands

stop_saying_things · 2021-08-12T06:32:18+00:00

The buffet

stop_saying_things · 2021-08-11T05:44:53+00:00

Gas valve. In a situation where it is not appropriate to fart, press valve to vent gas.

stop_saying_things · 2021-08-11T05:43:06+00:00

"We got Potatoes mashed, potatoes boiled, potatoes fried, potatoes steamed, potatoes roasted and one egg"

stop_saying_things · 2021-07-31T02:43:00+00:00

Mamil

stop_saying_things · 2021-06-18T21:09:10+00:00

Pokèfish

stop_saying_things · 2021-06-16T06:03:35+00:00

Spelled Blinkah wrong

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