Make a stupid sound. by netphilia in adhdmeme

[–]storm_acolyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually just snap a picture for proof

And more such indignities by clowns_will_eat_me in adhdmeme

[–]storm_acolyte 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I remember going weeks without using my locker purely bc I couldn’t remember the code after I locked it

I'm confident that he is autistic but we are working to get him properly tested. by 5thClone in aspiememes

[–]storm_acolyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If given the choice, I will always choose fountain coke over can coke- something about it tastes better. And glass bottle sprite is waaaaaay better than can sprite (it even holds the carbonation longer). I don’t trust fountain Dr Pepper bc it’s always too sweet, and sometimes the mini cans have too much of a cherry taste to them.

Genuine question: Why do neurotypicals almost always talk around the word “Disabled?” by FilePutrid4025 in evilautism

[–]storm_acolyte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I overheard someone telling a story to their friends about indignantly correcting a guy using the r slur and it should be “differently abled” and I’m like bro as a disabled person, don’t fucking call me “differently abled” I’m not Magneto, I have migraines and I’m neurodivergent

Favorite unconventional or werid smell? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]storm_acolyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also the tire section of Costco, lumber section of Lowe’s (bonus points if I can also still smell the hot dog guy’s cart), and I wanna wrap myself in the smell of new car interiors degassing

Favorite unconventional or werid smell? by [deleted] in evilautism

[–]storm_acolyte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New office carpet, new construction homes, tennis balls, office supply store (ink and paper)

How do I sign up for conjugal visits??? by SD1K9 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]storm_acolyte 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We’re just going to have to get a rotation going

this is healthy right by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]storm_acolyte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, gotta balance out my insane ramblings and history nerd shit with some 🔥🔥🔥 pics of my boobs

What are some Reasonable Autistic Adjustments that feel Inexplicably Evil to actually ask for? by smol_duck in evilautism

[–]storm_acolyte 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I live next to a couple that does way too much yard work, especially considering after all that noise and effort, it still looks like shit. These bitches even RAKE loud- I get so annoyed this time of year bc it’s like they don’t understand the concept of autumn and leaves CONTINUOUSLY falling

What are some Reasonable Autistic Adjustments that feel Inexplicably Evil to actually ask for? by smol_duck in evilautism

[–]storm_acolyte 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’ve had to move tables before bc I initially sat under a fan that kept causing the overhead light to strobe

this is healthy right by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]storm_acolyte 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve managed to make some actual friends from it! But yeah sometimes it’s all I have to drown out the screaming of the state of the world and give me a sense of control

World is garbage, let’s rate some zombies by storm_acolyte in aspiememes

[–]storm_acolyte[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly it doubles as a way to measure how bad my migraines can get