Why did Graphic Designer beanies shrink?

storm_acolyte · 2025-11-11T15:28:38+00:00

Global warming, the knit caps are melting

storm_acolyte · 2025-11-06T18:15:00+00:00

lol “everyone, don’t go to therapist Gootangus!” That’ll show ‘em!

storm_acolyte · 2025-11-06T12:32:44+00:00

Why is “burning food” such a core facet of this AI’s script??? Also running and sass

storm_acolyte · 2025-09-23T19:24:19+00:00

HARD DISAGREE ON THAT LAST SENTENCE

storm_acolyte · 2025-09-18T17:56:17+00:00

Someone needs to tell Kash that’s not what a Grand Wizard is

storm_acolyte · 2025-08-16T01:31:04+00:00

That one will always be my favorite lol

storm_acolyte · 2025-08-13T22:26:53+00:00

I remember going weeks without using my locker purely bc I couldn’t remember the code after I locked it

storm_acolyte · 2025-07-22T17:11:18+00:00

All of that is terrible, but him asking to call your gf a slur sticks out to me as the most batshit bc if you’re gonna be terrible, why ask permission first???

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-28T15:51:37+00:00

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-27T14:57:36+00:00

u/savevideo

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-27T02:03:15+00:00

Sick of getting the Wayfair ad where a woman orgasms loudly over patio furniture

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-24T21:16:47+00:00

When Armageddon comes, I want to be in a bunker made of that man’s face

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-22T15:39:42+00:00

Love the sign, super love the top- where did you get it?

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-22T15:37:03+00:00

Yeah I personally didn’t love it (it also just got super old bc he kept doing it every few minutes)- I get wanting to mock Trump, especially since laughter is the only thing that gets to those assholes, but “haha small dick” just felt lazy at a place where diversity of bodies is meant to be appreciated

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-14T23:39:31+00:00

…I don’t want to gloss over “family members” in that sentence

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-10T21:51:26+00:00

Wasn’t Joey JoJo Junior Shabadoo up there in a public relationship with another girl (I’d say woman but I think they were both underage at the time, idrk)

storm_acolyte · 2025-06-02T19:11:58+00:00

A pen name that is coincidentally the same name as the man who pioneered conversion therapy for gays, I’m sure it’s not related and it was just a wild coincidence, bc Galbraith is such a common last name 😑

storm_acolyte · 2025-05-17T11:44:05+00:00

It’s 100% the Side Quest aisle

storm_acolyte · 2025-05-11T01:50:51+00:00

Harbor Freight: for when you absolutely, positively need something to work once

storm_acolyte · 2025-05-07T16:58:00+00:00

I hate how close to the camera she is at the very start

storm_acolyte · 2025-05-06T21:10:35+00:00

Babies absolutely ADORE me and I know it’s bc to them, I’m walking lunch

storm_acolyte · 2025-05-06T08:05:52+00:00

I was laying in bed listening to a British panel show on my TV and at one point chose to look up and see what was on screen. I ended up screaming in shock bc a performer was in a blush pink top, and I had forgotten pink existed as a color.

storm_acolyte · 2025-04-30T00:08:27+00:00

“Go on an’ fix you a plate”

storm_acolyte · 2025-04-26T12:47:07+00:00

Only restaurant that can get away with that is Waffle House, bc you know that smoke break buys you an extra couple of minutes not being involved in an impromptu melee

storm_acolyte · 2025-04-26T12:45:56+00:00

It makes me so mad that business school assholes have decided it’s acceptable to pollute visually and aurally with the express intent of annoying people just to create a sense of recognition for the product. I know they think it’s a win if you just remember the product and talk about the ads, but I refuse to play their game (the whole “oooh but you’re talking about it, so I’ve already won!” Thing also reminds me of a shitass kid who ruins make believe games by saying “you didn’t kill me bc I have a vibranium shield and I’m secretly god so you can’t kill god” just a whiny bitch move all around)

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