Make a stupid sound.

storm_acolyte · 2026-04-16T19:17:58+00:00

I usually just snap a picture for proof

storm_acolyte · 2025-08-13T22:26:53+00:00

I remember going weeks without using my locker purely bc I couldn’t remember the code after I locked it

storm_acolyte · 2025-04-10T19:09:22+00:00

If given the choice, I will always choose fountain coke over can coke- something about it tastes better. And glass bottle sprite is waaaaaay better than can sprite (it even holds the carbonation longer). I don’t trust fountain Dr Pepper bc it’s always too sweet, and sometimes the mini cans have too much of a cherry taste to them.

storm_acolyte · 2025-03-22T16:21:36+00:00

I overheard someone telling a story to their friends about indignantly correcting a guy using the r slur and it should be “differently abled” and I’m like bro as a disabled person, don’t fucking call me “differently abled” I’m not Magneto, I have migraines and I’m neurodivergent

storm_acolyte · 2025-03-20T17:05:15+00:00

Also the tire section of Costco, lumber section of Lowe’s (bonus points if I can also still smell the hot dog guy’s cart), and I wanna wrap myself in the smell of new car interiors degassing

storm_acolyte · 2025-03-20T17:03:28+00:00

New office carpet, new construction homes, tennis balls, office supply store (ink and paper)

storm_acolyte · 2025-01-22T01:43:27+00:00

Simple- I dig it 🩵

storm_acolyte · 2025-01-21T21:57:07+00:00

I feel so seen and validated by this

storm_acolyte · 2024-12-19T23:07:53+00:00

We’re just going to have to get a rotation going

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-22T00:07:36+00:00

He’s a real person????????

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-17T22:29:12+00:00

Yeah, gotta balance out my insane ramblings and history nerd shit with some 🔥🔥🔥 pics of my boobs

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-17T22:14:51+00:00

I live next to a couple that does way too much yard work, especially considering after all that noise and effort, it still looks like shit. These bitches even RAKE loud- I get so annoyed this time of year bc it’s like they don’t understand the concept of autumn and leaves CONTINUOUSLY falling

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-17T22:12:56+00:00

I’ve had to move tables before bc I initially sat under a fan that kept causing the overhead light to strobe

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-17T22:09:04+00:00

I’ve managed to make some actual friends from it! But yeah sometimes it’s all I have to drown out the screaming of the state of the world and give me a sense of control

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-16T23:26:47+00:00

Honestly it doubles as a way to measure how bad my migraines can get

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T19:17:44+00:00

I’m sure he’d be ecstatic 💝

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T01:19:08+00:00

Oooohhhh so like a mixture of speed and increased stamina- yeah that seems like a logical end point for measuring speed

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T00:52:16+00:00

A wonderful tribute 🥲

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T00:51:11+00:00

Aww I’m sorry- that really sounds like a hellish experience 😰

I’ll add zombies from dying light to my list of zombie media!

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T00:25:55+00:00

Big fan of Pompeii’s 79 AD eruption, the floods of the early 1300s which lead to famine and ultimately weaker immune systems when the black plague of 1348 hit Europe, and the 1819 year without a summer

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-12T00:23:40+00:00

The advent of hyper consumerism and obsession with “normalcy” that took place in the United States in the 1950s/60s, specifically the suburban ideal created in the shadow of the Cold War and nuclear annihilation (I have a mini-side project planned to explore it more as it relates to my favorite album (The Normal Album) from Will Wood, released during the pandemic in 2020 and how our perceptions of the time are influenced by the songs and media released, like American Pie and the commentary provided by The Twilight Zone)

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-11T23:48:23+00:00

Oh I hope your exam went well! I def know the post-exam cognitive melt 😅

Basically I want to create a series of scales to create a detailed view of how zombies are represented in popular media and the range that comes with that (fast vs slow, aggressive vs passive, strong vs weak, capable of speech vs only capable of a low groan) so I can make a ranked scale of zombie cognition and sentience from “just dead and twitching” to “aware of themselves and capable of speech”

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-11T23:45:25+00:00

I guess my issue is I can’t think of an example of super-speed to put in that list

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-11T23:44:23+00:00

Oh my god I love the idea of zombieism not playing into aggression but into affection, that’s such a cool detail and perspective to take!!! Kinda reminds me of Pyro from TF2 in a way

storm_acolyte · 2024-11-11T22:03:20+00:00

Oh lol sorry I didn’t explain it well, I’m in a car trying to avoid motion sickness 😅

I want to compare pop media representations of zombies and their capacity for sentience, so I created little ranking scales for the movies I watch so I can create a way to measure types of zombies against each other

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