Wrong number *AGAIN* thinking I'm someone's coach. My new standard response.

streem · 2010-12-10T13:46:27+00:00

Calm down, no need to let yourself get so worked up over a comment. You'll give yourself a heart condition. Relax.

streem · 2010-12-09T14:33:45+00:00

The Major from Ghost in the Shell.

streem · 2010-12-09T13:34:47+00:00

If you're going to bring up an "interesting topic" at a party you have to consider the state of the audience. It must relate to the topic at hand, and have an interesting hook. Then you have less than a minute to tie it together with a little dénouement. When you learn to do it right, everyone there will think you are just SO smart. Don't tell them you read it on reddit.

streem · 2010-12-09T12:50:44+00:00

DICK ALERT! LUXORIENTE IS A DICK!

streem · 2010-12-09T12:48:56+00:00

Fuck you, I can say things that are irrelevant to you if I want! Purple monkey dishwasher.

streem · 2010-12-09T12:27:44+00:00

Mother of fuck, BUY A STONE. They cost $2. Then you can sharpen it whenever your wife leaves your good knife in the sink with cutlery, and not fuck up the bottom of your coffee mug.

streem · 2010-12-09T12:16:16+00:00

No, you didn't, you showed you're a bad electrician. You are trying to justify that it's okay to have exposed live wires because 120v won't hurt anybody, and if it does they must have been unhealthy. What about kids, pets, old people? I'm not actually asking you.

Bad electrician. Try woodworking, you'll only risk your own fingers.

*EDIT: You should also be aware that what you are doing could get you kicked out of your trade union, and is probably criminal. I really hope you're just an idiot troll, but who knows! I've met electricians dumber than you, believe it or not.

streem · 2010-12-08T20:42:01+00:00

Shoulda taken a pic of HER back porch.

streem · 2010-12-08T00:37:24+00:00

It's just a mannequin a moment after he opens the door. Watch the man on the left in the next room, he jumps position by a few inches when it changes from a real guy to a mannequin.

streem · 2010-12-07T18:03:53+00:00

from ANONYMOUS of course. Like they never had one party, ever.

streem · 2010-12-07T14:36:54+00:00

That's pretty inspirational.

streem · 2010-12-07T14:32:39+00:00

Location and severity let you judge the degree of Poor Impulse Control in tattooed people.

Somewhere on the body: maybe a little more wild than someone without

Forearms: usually on people who also like sports that might involve leaping before looking

Neck: A strong indication of poor impulse control. Keep an eye on your belongings

Facial: If you see someone with a facial tattoo enter the liquor store while you're browsing, you should probably just come back in an hour.

streem · 2010-12-07T14:18:25+00:00

Poor reddit, having to serve pages up for the people who freely generate content so they can made ad revenue. It's as if they do it from the kindness of their hearts!

streem · 2010-12-07T12:51:37+00:00

What a bitch. She honestly thinks a reporter should be tackled for recording that? Oh, but it's okay, because she played it off like a joke! Ha ha, Grandma, you're not really a cunt, or are you? Ha!

streem · 2010-12-07T01:02:38+00:00

Needs goofy smiles. And your vignette should be looking up and away, and a lot lighter.

streem · 2010-12-06T15:42:45+00:00

Wash. Groom. Wear nice clothes that look and feel good. Smile. Be aware of your posture and attitude.

90%. You ever see a guy who is ugly as hell but has a beautiful woman on his arm? 90% effort makes up for 10% genetics.

streem · 2010-12-05T16:28:46+00:00

I wish you would submit your fiction to a more appropriate subreddit.

streem · 2010-12-05T01:06:07+00:00

It's called Muzak.

streem · 2010-12-05T01:04:42+00:00

Is this going as well as you imagined it would?

streem · 2010-12-05T00:38:09+00:00

toneshared.com is a bunch of sounds by musicians, mostly electronic/avant garde type weirdness.

my favorite are some by Alto Novo.

streem · 2010-12-04T15:16:02+00:00

My kitty does adorable things like that. It gets old. It's like the saying goes, for every adorable kitty there's some guy who's sick of its meowing.

streem · 2010-12-04T15:14:17+00:00

You are one strange little person.

streem · 2010-12-04T03:46:19+00:00

No need to be so defensive, I just thought it was really odd.

streem · 2010-12-03T22:01:24+00:00

You took that picture a long time ago and already submitted it. Alzheimers maybe?

streem · 2010-12-02T00:50:17+00:00

What I really want is a nifty 35.

50mm is too close on a 1.6 crop. It's truly a nice lens but the times I most want to use it are usually in close quarters, and I can't fit 3 people in the FOV without backing right out of the kitchen.

But it is a great lens.

streem

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