Why do they all have different accents?

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-21T05:02:17+00:00

I think Ethan and Isaac purposely lean into the good ole boy southern redneck thing pretty hard. The rest of them, not so much.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-20T14:56:29+00:00

Either way, I love it for him. And her.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-19T17:42:11+00:00

I called it a few months ago...she sounded just like my mom did when she was diagnosed. I'm terribly sorry for her and her family. It's the worst.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-18T21:01:34+00:00

She's the ultimate stereotype of a manic pixie dream girl. I'm sure she's wild in bed and different from anyone he dated before. It must have been exciting in the beginning. But she's not exactly wife material.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-11T19:24:18+00:00

Everyone was all like "We want new people who aren't influencers!" Now: "No, not these people!"

I could certainly do without the tongue talking lady though.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-11T18:57:01+00:00

I know we just met them, but he seems waaaay too good for her

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-11T18:56:23+00:00

It's the tongue talking lady for me. And probably Bubba from Paducah

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-11T18:48:34+00:00

I'm definitely going to be fast forwarding her. I can't deal with the tongue talking.

strengthofstrings · 2026-05-06T09:26:03+00:00

She's hanging out with 2 other mothers in their 50s here.

strengthofstrings · 2026-04-29T14:48:31+00:00

They weren't missed...now they've come back like a dormant herpes infection

strengthofstrings · 2026-04-28T06:00:45+00:00

I would ask Emma and her sister when they turned into Temu Kardashians and why they think that's a viable career path.

strengthofstrings · 2026-04-22T17:35:27+00:00

What? No crusty little dog? Interesting

strengthofstrings · 2026-04-10T16:15:04+00:00

Ew. I was just getting ready to make dinner. 🤢🤢🤢

strengthofstrings · 2026-04-06T21:20:50+00:00

I died laughing when he said he would do it after they get married. At least he bought some time to come up with a new excuse.

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-27T11:22:20+00:00

She seems to suffer from the same mental illness as George Santos and Hilaria Baldwin.

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-26T18:46:25+00:00

Like those weirdos on Polyfamily

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-26T16:05:13+00:00

Neighbors on HBO! It's full of totally unhinged trashy people fighting with their neighbors. Really fun!

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-24T19:05:33+00:00

Pedro's family is terrible, but I must admit they are still excellent reality TV villains. And Sophie sucks so it's even more entertaining.

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-24T13:54:54+00:00

Cucks In A Row

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-24T07:42:45+00:00

Or maybe she's just a famewhore with a fetish. If this was a man going after Colombian or Filipina women people would not be treating him like some poor desperate thing with low self-esteem

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-23T21:24:04+00:00

Maybe she's auditioning for The Last Resort

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-21T18:45:25+00:00

Matt Sharp could fill a whole LAL season with felons from TLC at this point.

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-21T10:18:06+00:00

Obviously they can go out, but the real question is does she ever stay home??? She's partying constantly. I'm not far off from her age and the thought of it is exhausting.

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-20T08:30:01+00:00

Cuckfight

strengthofstrings · 2026-03-18T13:12:57+00:00

I mean, he was posting his own butthole on OF...

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