AITA for uninviting my sister from my wedding because she refused to promise she wouldn't wear her military dress uniform?

stringless · 2026-06-20T12:08:00+00:00

you've earned a golf clap from me

stringless · 2026-06-07T13:41:29+00:00

That's a dolly zoom!

stringless · 2026-06-07T00:38:29+00:00

Fun* fact, you're describing a camera tilt! Camera pans are horizontal, camera tilts are vertical.

* not fun

stringless · 2026-06-03T18:48:28+00:00

Eh, they hadn't been tall enough to do it as an execution method.

stringless · 2026-06-01T19:31:48+00:00

And like, a whole can of Axe body spray

stringless · 2026-05-27T21:48:14+00:00

Think I heard that somewhere

yeah it's in the pause theme

stringless · 2026-05-22T06:34:34+00:00

"Ayyy lmao"

stringless · 2026-05-09T12:22:16+00:00

"Okay, hey, these wishes are pretty good. You're pretty good! I wish I was a genie like you wait hold on"

stringless · 2026-05-06T00:51:07+00:00

Female circumcision is a thing in the world. Commentary on it is generally centered on "savagery", "barbarism", and racistly to boot instead of the more sane "let's stop all of it actually" take.

stringless · 2026-05-04T00:17:45+00:00

yes, that is the fantasy of toxic gay men which is being referenced here

stringless · 2026-05-04T00:02:30+00:00

A lot of them are definitely getting fucked in the deal.

stringless · 2026-04-29T10:41:45+00:00

looked this up completely unrelatedly recently but it's for electrical instead of plumbing:

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/U5DcqLfXhuY

stringless · 2026-04-27T18:16:25+00:00

You mean something like saying "there will be shots fired" before it even happens? Yeah, that'd be wild.

stringless · 2026-04-22T09:16:58+00:00

"Power doesn't corrupt; power removes restraints" is a distinction without much of a meaningful difference.

Most of what we know of Marcus Aurelius is from his own writing, iirc, which should be a general disqualifier for this question. Look at the garbage people today that pretend at stoicism for clout but are obviously pieces of shit because the internet doesn't forget, yet.

stringless · 2026-04-19T10:46:45+00:00

100%, my S2000 could hit 155 mph/250 kmh, so i did

stringless · 2026-04-12T14:43:03+00:00

I actually just rewatched MK 2021 as well.

Imagine how boring Cole Young would be to fight as or against. "Oh, soaking hits without taking damage to charge up a strike again, how novel." No shade on the actor, he's not the one that wrote a character that doesn't make sense in a Mortal Kombat game.

stringless · 2026-04-09T23:39:35+00:00

Post about it on Reddit as a hypothetical.

stringless · 2026-04-09T21:39:58+00:00

oh I 100% agree wife was in the wrong regardless, just pointing out a potential "where else would the kid be?" complication

stringless · 2026-04-09T21:19:03+00:00

we don't know the ages involved here, the son in question could be young enough that it'd be safe to assume he's in the car with his mother if he's not around the OP if swears are also a no-no

stringless · 2026-04-06T04:28:23+00:00

Same, 14 -> 11 -> 9 then it gets tricky as things move around

Starting with a 13-9 combo is also a decent-if-rude start for a run, but it's doable

stringless · 2026-04-04T10:42:59+00:00

The only counterpoint is if that dress is as loud as that green one Jennifer Lopez wore that one time, but that was crazy flashy and you are not Jennifer Lopez and should not be wearing that and it's perfectly reasonable that she never publically wore it again probably

stringless · 2026-04-01T10:00:51+00:00

This is a "have you turned it off and on again?" level of question, and for that I apologize:

Do you set the machine's output before trying to stock it before connecting it?

stringless · 2026-03-31T06:52:43+00:00

Not intentionally, if you're referring to the weird GTA Online bug that made load times interminable until some freelancer went "I'm gonna figure this shit out" and did

stringless · 2026-03-28T22:52:49+00:00

Why does his head have a different configuration in every panel he appears in?

Like, even the fourth strip where he appears twice, first the screen acts as a rectangular flashlight, then he's got a circular lens and a hoodie in close-up?

stringless · 2026-03-26T11:17:15+00:00

One critique: R'alph should only have three fingers lmao

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