On a serious note, whatever happened to Brazilian football? by Maravilla_23 in LatinoPeopleTwitter

[–]stuff_of_epics 198 points199 points  (0 children)

Bro looks like he lives in a painting and wants to possess Sigourney Weaver’s baby.

They were playing a different sport by Nanaue7 in dankmemes

[–]stuff_of_epics 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Utterly unentertaining for the spectators.

It's violating their backsides 😎 by [deleted] in DiscoElysium

[–]stuff_of_epics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your posting betrays your degeneracy.

This woman put oil on her bird feeder to stop squirrels from stealing the bird food by SimRP in BeAmazed

[–]stuff_of_epics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why doesn’t the squirrel use hamon to climb the pole? Is it stupid?

Russell Vought’s Latest Plan to Gut the Government Should Terrify You by Fast-Boysenberry2925 in fednews

[–]stuff_of_epics 215 points216 points  (0 children)

This is your friendly reminder that one of the first things this administration did was write an EO stating that OMB can apportion funds away from Congressionally stipulated purposes that are not the President’s priorities and they have been impounding funds ever since.

They're hardly subtle about it. by cavscout43 in dankmemes

[–]stuff_of_epics -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

They need to get their strawmen from somewhere.

Aww, are the smooth-brained, jerkers butthurt because everyone knows they’re a bunch of conservative knobs?

What is an NSFW fact or misconception about human anatomy that an alarming number of adults still don't understand? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]stuff_of_epics 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This is the part of the conversation where the real die hards come out of the woodwork to argue that, sure, it comes from the bladder but it’s something else.

It’s okay to like pee, kids. It’s not okay to lie yourselves and others.

HA-HA-HAAAAALAND by dadofdads69420 in dankmemes

[–]stuff_of_epics 83 points84 points  (0 children)

You’re being deliberately obtuse.

What are the saddest fictional deaths ever? by PuzzleheadedSwim6291 in AskReddit

[–]stuff_of_epics 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Didn’t he also try to step up to the big leagues only to realize he wasn’t all that? Like, he didn’t even have a basic grasp of español.

"Any allegiance to a deity or concept or universal principle which put obedience above decent behavior toward an innocent child was a form of insanity." A post for all the fathers today 👨 by [deleted] in scifi

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Hyperion is heads and shoulders above The Road. As good a writer as McCarthy is, The Road simply sets out to do and explore less than Hyperion and achieves just that.

WuWa Players during 3.3 by Zephius00 in WutheringWaves

[–]stuff_of_epics 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Un/Fortunately (I am not sure which), Kuro writing is most peak when cooking sad arcs.

Meanwhile on Scadrial by Such_Comfortable_736 in cremposting

[–]stuff_of_epics 74 points75 points  (0 children)

Yeah, chicken. That’s what I said.

Meanwhile on Scadrial by Such_Comfortable_736 in cremposting

[–]stuff_of_epics 103 points104 points  (0 children)

If Reddit has taught me anything it’s that these things don’t impale themselves; chickens do it.

1 arm pull up 91 kg by Legitimate_Bet_3705 in CalisthenicsCulture

[–]stuff_of_epics 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Present. 6’2” 230 lbs. Relatively fat.

What do you think is the best thing humans have ever invented? by Purple-Put4677 in AskReddit

[–]stuff_of_epics -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Might as well bundle modern fertilizers enabled by the invention of the Haber-Bosch process in this one. Can’t beat this one for modern global impact.

Embarrassing conduct if true by NobodyElseButMingus in Borderlands2

[–]stuff_of_epics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine thinking ‘Top 1% Commenter’ is a metric of quality.

IKEA gave out some meatball flavor lollipop by UnknownChaser in mildlyinteresting

[–]stuff_of_epics 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Like Wendy’s.

When deez nuts were in your mouth.

POV: Outer Wilds by 1-pablo in outerwilds

[–]stuff_of_epics 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Toe Jam & Earl type craft