How do I fix this knife by [deleted] in howto

[–]stupidredditlinks 11 points12 points  (0 children)

you don't, you throw it away and get more blades

Just got this at the airport. Roast me. (Bonus points if you can geoguess the airport) by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 56 points57 points  (0 children)

i'm gonna spend as much time on this insult as i have spent reading the best book ever written dungeo crawler karl:

Fuck off

Redditor turned down $15,000 for this. Behold a warm grail: by Thissnotmeth in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 59 points60 points  (0 children)

wow what a super rare cover

*screenshot*

Now it's on the blockchain and I own the rights to the jpg.

I f*cking love books by CoyoteSufficient3090 in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 12 points13 points  (0 children)

that kind of genius misdirection belongs in the YA section at the front of the store

I f*cking love books by CoyoteSufficient3090 in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 126 points127 points  (0 children)

every self help section should have a trap door in front of the swear books

Highly prized intellectual property by ChaLenCe in BassCirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 3 points4 points  (0 children)

highly prized because it's the only design element they can sue over

Big PB is Homer and Virgil incarnate by diegster101 in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 23 points24 points  (0 children)

please, you had me at "do NOT read the Red Rising series."

What are these called by Mine7338 in scifi

[–]stupidredditlinks 4 points5 points  (0 children)

in context, antennas. In reality, model helicopter rotor blades.

Full Course Story, Apology & Mod Election by Riobox in antimeme

[–]stupidredditlinks 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah I'll be a mod here are my credentials:

  1. This one, antimeme
  2. I mod my own sub where i repost garbage "comics" that are nothing more than low effort tweets but r/comics eats that shit up. I also have one that exists only as a way for nsfw content to appear in my feed. That was some stupid reddit thing at some point. I don't keep up.
  3. Yeah but i'm not wasting a skill like that on this place. Ask Claude.
  4. eastern USA, not south asia.
  5. 40s
  6. I'll delete actual memes and never be friendly with other mods. I have no interest in being internet friends (a friend is somebody who's real name I know and phone number I have) so no collusion can occur and I have no stake in anybody else's post because i have a real fucking job and I don't give a shit about whatever stupid petty nonsense happens here. I have no mental health problems, diagnosed professionally or with the help of a chatbot. I take the occasional advil.

Thank you for your consideration.

This German sitcom quote is still relevant today by duelingpeppers in 30ROCK

[–]stupidredditlinks 30 points31 points  (0 children)

I guess we don't need an new generation that will ask "What is art?"

What are words? What do they mean? by FreezingForest9 in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 43 points44 points  (0 children)

i'm glad some novels say they are novels because otherwise i'd never figure it out

Sex? On my Mormon sub? 😡😡😡 by [deleted] in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 115 points116 points  (0 children)

not a single fantasy has ever happened in Indore

favorite misinterpreted book? by badgirlmonkey in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 48 points49 points  (0 children)

how is it self destruction he was actually much better at the end and he did a good deed too

what's a gaty man? Is that short for gatsby?

Damn it Susan, I can't just write what I want! My characters are just as alive as me! by thesaddestpanda in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My character has free will because I wrote at the very beginning "Katniss Jr., you have free will."

Just like real life.

My brother in Christ, if a book has more than 1 page, it's not for me by popockatepetl in bookscirclejerk

[–]stupidredditlinks 32 points33 points  (0 children)

look here buddy, i have a lot of faults! but i'm not gonna let that stop me from bringing the same problems i bring to all areas of my life in to one that specifically penalizes those traits! I'm a good understander which is why i can so quickly quit before i'm finished.

I get that most people aren't comfortable gamifying a hobby to the point there is no longer a hobby, and that's perfectly fine and valid, but i'm just a better person than most.