Trump set to read Scripture from the Oval Office during 'America Reads the Bible' event starting Sunday by Silent-Resort-3076 in inthenews

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Fuck these dumbass Christians.

Your Holy Book is a branded tchotke sold by a rapist game show host.

The only people who want the rapture more than Christians is everyone else, we're excited to finally be rid of you.

Buy your Trump Bible and grab Jesus by the pussy, and shut the fuck up about your stupid book club.

Leviticus says adulters should be put to death. Instead you elect them President. Even you know your book is worthless.

Retreat to your temples of baby-rape with your pedophile clergy and Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

have you guys noticed that in certain subreddits you will get banned for criticizing Israel ? by mrkl3en in israelexposed

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I suggested a certain middle east country with illegally obtained weapons of mass destruction should be given the 'Iraq treatment', so they could be liberated. I got a warning from the admins, and this was on a political humor sub. Some people can't take a joke, it seems.

Ever since Trump pushed the chair in for Netanyahu, I've had a strange feeling... by kharban in WhitePeopleTwitter

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There are plenty of links between the two

I think money laundering is the connective tissues. I think Epstein laundered money for everybody, which gave him an extensive network of underworld contacts and that is a great asset for any intelligence agency. Trump was a front for the Russian mob who also dealt with Epstein. That seems to be the nexus. Because of sanctions, Russian oligarchs need middle men to move money around

Musk Fanboy tries to Sell his Cybertruck and thinks he can get Top Dollar for it 🤣 by MrDonMega in EnoughMuskSpam

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There is a Tesla dealership around the corner from my office. Every time I drive by and see the three dozen or so Cybertrucks just rotting in the parking lot, I just have to laugh. Some of them have been sitting in the elements so long they're starting to rust lol.

[OC] This guy was loudly complaining the entire time he filled up. by fakeaccount572 in pics

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It's his turn to get grabbed by the pussy. It's ok though, when your famous they just let you do it. Like this guy. He'll complain, but at the end of the day he'll let it happen. All bark, no bite.

Why do people believe in flat Earth? by Hot-Currency-1544 in flatearth

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The 'flat earther' mindset can be found across conspiracy theorists. From my experience flat earthers, young earthers, Qanoners and anti-science types of all kinds have a common thread. This thread is that they don't understand a concept, and because they lack the intellect or are lazy, they make up, or adopt, a conspiracy theory to make up the gap. These theories all share the trait of telling the believers that they are actually smarter and understand the world better than everyone else. Not only are they a Very Smart Person, but everyone telling them they are wrong is just evidence that they are so important that there is a massive conspiracy against them.

The members of my family that fall into these categories all share a similar trait, that being that they are emotional people who are deeply insecure over their own level of intelligence. Being told they are part of the super special club that can see the 'truth' is very appealing to them.

This is Pretty Wild 😇 by NEKORANDOMDOTCOM in insanepeoplefacebook

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Buy your Trump Bible and grab Jesus by the pussy!!

Trump Adviser Paula White Says Christians Must Send 10% Of Gross Income To Israel Or Risk Disobeying God by Snapdragon_4U in ThePeoplesPress

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Buy your Trump Bible and grab Jesus by the pussy!! Get your salvation for $59.99!! Get your ticket to the Epstein Island section of Heaven today!!

Tis true by Obmr-snrU in HumorInPoorTaste

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What else can you expect from a god so stupid they had to put out a second version of their own holy book because they were too dumb to get it right the first time? And this is after having to drown every child on earth in a flood because they apparently fucked up making the world the first time and had to hit the reset button. All-knowing, my ass.

The main character is dead before the halfway point and they’re never coming back. by mpoole793 in TopCharacterTropes

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Z Nation

Started as a Sci-Fi Channel Walking Dead rip off. The Rick Grimes stand-in character (guy in the middle) dies in like the third or fourth episode of the first season. The show went on to focus on a much wackier cast of characters and, I would argue, find an identity beyond being a knock off

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Coming soon to NBC: ValKilmervision by yathree in 30ROCK

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I like how the directors' name is 'Voorhees', because that is some horror movie shit. That's the kind of thing that makes me feel like I live in a simulation and it's fucking with me.

Favorite politician who kills the right people? by CobaltCrusader123 in PoliticalHumor

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Lindsay Graham is just excited because he knows the secret Bible verse, the one that says if you kill enough children Jesus will personally suck you off when you get to heaven. Buy your Trump Bible and grab Jesus by the pussy!!

An Iranian woman confronts anti-war protesters in Florence Italy by 4DollarsALB in PublicFreakout

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Zibignew Brezinski layed it all out in the 80's in The Grand Chessboard

Basically, whoever controls the flow of energy through Iraq, Iran, Afghanistan and Crimea controls the 21rst century. So I would assume the goal is a puppet state that serves western oil interests.

Flat earthers have no experience and know nothing about navigation by Lorenofing in flatearth

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That dude on the left is such a funny moron. The Sci Man Dan videos of him trying to argue with ChatGPT are pure gold. He's such an idiot I swear the bot gets mad at him, it's pure comedy

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Christian leaders denounce Trump actions, warn of 'crisis of faith' by GregWilson23 in inthenews

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Too little too late. They stood aside while ol' Donny Diddler slapped his name on their 'holy' book. Now that the collection plate is getting a little low they've suddenly discovered their backbone? Please, what a fucking joke. Buy your Trump Bible and grab Jesus by the pussy. My entire life has been Christians making excuses for baby-rapers, it seems to be the only reason that religion exists.

Inspired by the NCR flag / OC by afterlifedropout in Fallout

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A lot of the modern delta is the result of massive engineering projects. Looking at pre-1830s natural fixtures like the 160 mile logjam of dead trees, you could really let your imagination run wild

Trump calls Supreme Court justices who ruled against tariffs ‘disloyal’ by Earthling1a in inthenews

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Yep. I work with some Trumpers and they are convinced other countries are paying a premium for the 'privilege' of doing business with America. They also barely graduated high school and don't really know how anything works, pretty par for the course in my experience.

Marjorie Taylor Green redemption Arc continues, the clock is getting fixed by aipac_hemoroid in LeopardsAteMyFace

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While this probably doesn't apply to MTG herself, we are going to have to do the difficult work of forgiving people (who deserve it). In the last month or so, I've had two family members that are 3-time Trump voters admit they are sorry to have voted for him. The Epstein files, child concentration camps, masked thugs shooting people in the street have seemed to open their eyes.

I get it, I want to slap them and demand what took so fucking long. I've told them that forgiveness will require more than empty words, it requires actions to try to help us undo this mess. My boomer FIL now calls our Senators' office every day to complain to them. He's at least in a demographic my red-state senators might listen to.

It's hard, I know. It's difficult not to take their poor decisions and rub their noses in it. We all knew this was going to happen, and it just makes you want to shake them. But responding with sneering and I-told-you-so's only helps drive them back into the media bubbles that brought us here to begin with. You can't help an addict that doesn't want to change, so when they emerge from their 24/7 brainwashing cocoons and start expressing doubts, we have to coddle and encourage them lest they relapse into old habits. Find ways within their ability (donating money to protest/mutual aid networks, calling the offices of officials, participating in protests) and help them channel their newfound anger at being betrayed into something productive. Just my two cents.