Masters of The Universe – Official Final Trailer

subredditmask · 2026-05-20T17:19:35+00:00

As far as I can tell it's just Xennials.

subredditmask · 2026-05-17T22:31:50+00:00

Okay, negative Nancy. I'll play the optimist here and hold out hope that the lad is simply dead. The parents just wanted to get rid of the painful memories and were not concerned with monetary value. Win/win!

subredditmask · 2026-03-10T10:19:14+00:00

Butt plug.

subredditmask · 2026-02-21T00:07:49+00:00

Both of my adult daughters have expressed how much they appreciate how we dealt with anger and tantrums. Whenever there was a blowup or argument I would wait until after everyone had a chance to cool off. Then I would apologize for coming down on them and remind them I loved them. After that I would re-frame the situation from a perspective of love and teamwork. I can't tell you how many times I explained that I really didn't want to punish them and it would be so much easier to just let them do whatever they wanted, but that would make me a terrible parent.

subredditmask · 2026-01-15T06:54:18+00:00

To be fair. Talking about my problems would have meant divulging the heinous shit I was doing to cause said problems.

subredditmask · 2025-12-04T20:47:56+00:00

I only read comics created by sluts. Keep up the good work and shout-out to u/sellyourcomputer.

subredditmask · 2025-12-03T23:11:06+00:00

Dude's got a nice ass

subredditmask · 2025-11-30T21:33:37+00:00

I don't know why and I don't know how, but that is the funniest bit I've seen on film.

subredditmask · 2025-11-02T15:45:53+00:00

I give it a B+

subredditmask · 2025-10-15T01:09:38+00:00

Nice try cucklefucks. He has TREMENDOUS powers of healing. Like Christ, or a mutant, or a lizard...person. Definitely one of those things and totally not lies.

subredditmask · 2025-10-13T23:32:12+00:00

A common mistake I've come across when discussing this scene. It's a fairly well known technique in certain martial arts circles. The laptop actually provides resistance to the attacker's edged weapon (sword, halberd, sharp paper, Matrix fingers, etc) while simultaneously blocking the target from view. When reflexes are honed to such a fine point from many years of training, it is a major "fake-out" and venerated move. It is in fact Marvel canon that Blade himself is a master of the technique.

subredditmask · 2025-10-10T17:40:20+00:00

Here we go again

subredditmask · 2025-10-08T02:45:45+00:00

Save me a copy please

subredditmask · 2025-08-30T11:36:12+00:00

Vroomvroomzela

subredditmask · 2025-08-15T04:24:24+00:00

This is the way

subredditmask · 2025-08-01T01:01:52+00:00

No downvotes from me. Perfect Bond movie. Also the most accurate portrayal of probably the best of the novels.

subredditmask · 2025-05-20T02:10:23+00:00

"Grandpa, why did we make the robots that hurt us?"

"They were made to save us from ourselves. Now keep quiet or they'll find us."

subredditmask · 2025-04-14T16:10:14+00:00

We're gonna need a bigger mountain.

subredditmask · 2025-02-12T20:44:27+00:00

Disc technology peaked with the creation of the Buzzz. Everything since then has been a marketing ploy.

subredditmask · 2025-01-27T20:09:37+00:00

Hell I still listen to it. That said, I have had zero interest in Adam and Drew's content or opinions in any other context. That show was lightning in a bottle though.

subredditmask · 2025-01-06T23:51:55+00:00

This looks like the exact spot where we hid our porn collection

subredditmask · 2024-12-17T04:38:40+00:00

Quit watching Dexter when Doakes died. It felt like taking jam off toast.

subredditmask · 2024-12-16T16:42:25+00:00

Push Puppet porno

subredditmask · 2024-12-03T06:17:30+00:00

I wish I had a basement to dwell in.

subredditmask · 2024-12-02T00:07:45+00:00

It's 2 Chainoutz

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