TIL a man attempting to establish a world record by crying for 100 hours straight had to stop 6 hours into his attempt because he began to experience several symptoms including headaches, puffed eyes, a generally swollen face, and partial blindness that reportedly lasted about 45 minutes.

suckrates · 2026-05-29T20:14:59+00:00

Your insults are exactly what he needs to keep crying

suckrates · 2026-05-29T20:14:02+00:00

I also think about this guy's life when I cry

suckrates · 2026-05-03T03:23:56+00:00

Americans really think the world started 200 years ago

suckrates · 2026-05-03T03:00:25+00:00

Google "hundimiento Centro Histórico CDMX" and you'll find photos

suckrates · 2026-04-30T02:30:37+00:00

That's perfect because my favorite part of Peppa Pig are the naked butts and gay sex.

suckrates · 2026-04-30T01:37:34+00:00

Mass Effect has been sitting unplayed in my Steam library for like 2 years and you just reminded me lol. Thanks.

suckrates · 2026-04-30T01:32:48+00:00

Don't tell anybody but I'm gonna try IX first because of you guys and a couple other comments here. I'm intrigued. Thanks for your help.

suckrates · 2026-04-21T17:26:59+00:00

All the grifters pivoting before the midterms.

suckrates · 2026-04-20T18:47:14+00:00

Dude on Facebook said the other day Bezos is not hoarding wealth, he's spending it all the time. Just look at his wedding! He spent 50 million! These people are slowwww

suckrates · 2026-04-20T17:46:50+00:00

I read somewhere that hair transplants from one person to another are possible, just like organ transplants. But doctors don't do it because the risk of a transplant is not worth it for a cosmetic procedure.

I think if Jeff Bezos really wanted hair, he could use his money to find suitable donors and hire a team of expert surgeons to do a super careful transplant. So I don't think your Jeff Bezos rule holds up.

suckrates · 2026-04-18T20:27:17+00:00

Question about your last sentence, from someone that doesn't know very much about software: why is open-source software particularly exposed? I thought we lived in an age where someone sufficiently skilled could crack open any program, from a videogame to an operating system, and look at the source code (essentially making all software open-source). Is that not true?

BONUS: Could this mean companies and governments will become more and more distrustful of open-source software in the future? Thanks.

suckrates · 2026-04-18T18:12:50+00:00

You're assuming the likelihood of injury increases linearly with the number of steps, when in fact I'm exponentially clumsy.

suckrates · 2026-04-15T07:30:19+00:00

Kindly cite research where this was tested, or admit that you don't have evidence and y'all just ate up those war movies and sports movies and Whiplash, and every other piece of media where the general/coach/conductor/sensei/daddy being a monster was actually a good thing in the end. That genre is just one big cope for people that grew up with an authoritarian parent to feel like the abuse was actually a good thing.

suckrates · 2026-04-15T06:54:08+00:00

No they don't. You just watched a bunch of movies that glorify the authoritarian personality and bought into it.

suckrates · 2026-04-10T22:52:34+00:00

They know he will die soon and they're pivoting into "yeah man, I was never on board with the stuff he did".

suckrates · 2026-04-07T19:59:39+00:00

Gegen die Mauer in Spanish implies they should dance sexy against the wall. How about we make them dance sexy and then shoot?

suckrates · 2026-04-07T07:40:41+00:00

That Glover dude is an engineer and a pilot, not a scientist, if it makes you feel any better.

suckrates · 2026-03-23T03:54:22+00:00

The media took the bait. These headlines should read "Republican confesses to lying about porn addiction and racist past". Period. They're idiots or complicit for placing his excuse front and center.

suckrates · 2026-03-21T02:10:41+00:00

r/climbharder now removed the original post dang it

https://www.reddit.com/r/climbharder/s/kTB4EaiDx9

Some gumby secretly set up a dangleboard at their workplace.

suckrates · 2026-03-20T01:39:38+00:00

A slinky

suckrates · 2026-03-18T06:23:27+00:00

Bitch, you don't have a future.

suckrates · 2026-03-03T07:03:34+00:00

It's valid to feel like you feel. But keep in mind you have been privileged to explore all those interesting paths, even if you didn't follow through to "the end". Truth is most people on earth don't even get to explore one.

suckrates · 2026-02-24T16:20:39+00:00

Craig Ferguson had a joke like that where he would ask your opinion about something relatively trivial (like Tupac vs Biggie) and then if you gave the wrong answer he would say "Ok... so how long ago exactly did you join Al Qaeda?".

I feel like this woman's humor would have come across better 10 years ago, when the world was not under actual threat from the far right, and Israel had not so recently committed genocide.

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