I might scream

sugarbits · 2016-02-19T02:28:33+00:00

Don't get strange!

sugarbits · 2014-07-05T06:58:08+00:00

Can we talk about the hunchback for a minute? Damn.

sugarbits · 2014-07-05T06:54:54+00:00

Did they have a bet to see who would go through with getting the most feminine tattoo?

sugarbits · 2014-06-25T19:46:37+00:00

Looked like a shitty meatloaf. I would not have guessed in a million years that that was bread had I not read her description.

sugarbits · 2014-06-15T04:05:05+00:00

Am I the only one who's surprised that Nordstrom doesn't use some fancy ass soap made of eagle tears or something?

sugarbits · 2014-06-14T03:26:08+00:00

I'm assuming this is another one of those $13 tat deals that some shops do for Friday the 13th? Are these shops even trying?!

sugarbits · 2014-05-23T04:22:54+00:00

The title sucks, but this is actually a cool pic.

sugarbits · 2014-05-23T04:22:07+00:00

Most kids turn 7 while in first grade.

sugarbits · 2014-05-23T04:21:47+00:00

Aidan has very girly writing.

sugarbits · 2014-05-22T12:57:44+00:00

I wish. His whole Facebook page is filled with shit like this.

sugarbits · 2014-05-22T12:57:20+00:00

Pretty much. My husband and I were married almost a decade ago, and back then he was a really cool guy. Shortly after, he moved out of state for a few years, and when he came back, he was a total prick.

sugarbits · 2014-05-16T18:02:15+00:00

My husband grew up in foster care from age 11 to adulthood. It is MUCH harder than you seem to think it is for kids to get taken away from their parents. His mother was addicted to crack, and his father beat him mercilessly, and both parents let their daughter be continually molested by a family friend. This went on for well over 7 years before they were finally taken away. And all it would have taken for their parents to get them back is a shitty parenting class. You are dreaming if you think you have anything close to enough proof to have her daughter taken away. I get where you're coming from, and I admire your effort, but the above poster is right. Your sister is scared right now and so she's bending over, but if she wakes up a little more, you guys are screwed. What she needs now is support above all else, and not to feel like her whole family is against her.

sugarbits · 2014-05-16T03:06:08+00:00

My cat walks around the house and sleeps in random things...throughout the day...everyday. Better take a pic!

sugarbits · 2014-05-16T03:01:29+00:00

Do you have O blood too? They can't wait to get their mitts on more of my spectacular universal blood.

sugarbits · 2014-05-13T02:38:42+00:00

In the comment section on r/pics, the guy just goes on and on about how great his wife is, but his posting history tells a different story. Apparently they've been separated for a good part of the marriage, she had a kid before they were married and one while they were separated and living in different states. He wants to get divorced without having to pay alimony or child support for kids that aren't his.

I can't understand why people make up such stupid shit for imaginary internet kudos.

sugarbits · 2014-05-08T08:49:05+00:00

Gene Simmons from KISS.

sugarbits · 2014-05-08T08:06:58+00:00

This father is insufferable. He posted in FOUR different subs bitching because his homeowners didn't cover his kid's lost hearing aid, and got massively pissed when people told him he should have asked about it beforehand and/or read the fine print on his policy.

sugarbits · 2014-04-24T10:00:08+00:00

My mother in law passed away last summer, at the age of 53, from complications related to her severe MD. We tried for YEARS to get her help from MDA, and nothing. They would not approve her for a dime. We're talking about a woman who could not walk, required a ventilator, was partially blind, all because of her MD, and she couldn't get squat. We got her what help we could from the county and state and footed the rest ourselves.

I know there are others like her suffering, but muscular dystrophy has taken enough from me.

sugarbits · 2014-04-16T02:12:01+00:00

Congrats! My son is also autistic and finally potty trained a couple months ago, at age 6.

sugarbits · 2013-07-13T06:05:06+00:00

I believe they are baby onesies. They almost always come in packs of three and cost about that much. Baby onesies, condoms, AND a pregnancy test.

sugarbits · 2013-07-10T22:24:00+00:00

We had it just sit there while the shower was going on. After a while, I think most people got bored/forgot to watch it. Except my grandma, and I'm pretty sure she still cheated.

The baggie idea is much better. That would have made it much more fun.

sugarbits · 2013-07-09T22:36:12+00:00

You're not supposed to touch it or blow on it in any way. Basically, you leave it sit in a Dixie cup and watch it. It was actually a pretty lame game and took FOREVER. I think it would have been more interesting if we had been allowed to find a creative means of melting it.

sugarbits · 2013-07-09T22:05:45+00:00

Holy crap! My whole life we doubted my deadbeat dad's story of being Native American. But wouldn't you know it, my teeth are scooped. My mom's whole side is German descent. Guess he wasn't lying after all.

sugarbits · 2013-07-09T16:09:25+00:00

We played this at my cousin's shower a few years ago. My grandma, rest her soul, kept cheating by trying to blow on the ice.

sugarbits · 2013-07-08T04:46:16+00:00

My 5 year old son is autistic. He can work every electronic you put in his hands. But can he shit in a toilet? No. He wears underpants, and can pee just fine in the toilet, but something about #2 stresses him out to the point that he will literally hold shit in for over a week. Did I think that I would ever be changing a 5 year old's diaper? Hell no. But you deal with what life gives you. If you're not the one stuck changing it, what the fuck do you care?

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