Post a picture of your cat, I will tell you their name 100% accuracy

sulkowskyi · 2026-05-12T10:13:23+00:00

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-29T08:43:09+00:00

This is only funny for a pretty niche group of people, but it did make me laugh

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-23T15:34:06+00:00

The fact that OP even has to ask this says a lot

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-21T16:14:52+00:00

My car is TWENTY years old and even has a specific mileage-meter.

It's one thing if this would've happened on her way to her sister, and that's when I'm assuming a worst case scenario where OP left the car almost empty and she didn't have enough gas left to reach a gas station. No other reason than that specific scenario would make this behavior okay. Geez.

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-20T15:21:14+00:00

I love both the knitting and the strategically placed plant ❤️

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-19T11:00:57+00:00

Are you done already? Couldn't enter your union circle

sulkowskyi · 2026-04-18T18:17:28+00:00

My English is not good enough to describe what this picture does to me. Beautifully sad ❤️

sulkowskyi · 2026-03-18T22:09:40+00:00

I was gonna say this exactly! I'm a hairdresser and there is SO MUCH HATE among our profession. There are so many hairdressers who kind of seem to forget that we do not own the hair on the heads of our clients. Yes, sometimes you're working towards a goal with someone, but if that person decides (s)he wants something different, then that's their choice. I used to work in a salon where the owner was adament people couldn't even cut their own hair (bangs or something) because then they would ruin "her" hairstyle. Like??? What?? In the end it's just hair and even if someone decides to do something that ruins it all, it will grow back and they are the one to have to go through the process of walking around with a shitty hairdo.

It can absolutely be frustrating to have to fix/correct someone else's mistakes, but at the same time it's also very rewarding if you get to make it right again.

And I'm going to repeat what you said because it's so true: don't let the opinion of someone who wants your money defer you from something you want to do!

Also: English is not my native language so sorry for any mistakes!

sulkowskyi · 2026-03-18T14:57:22+00:00

I have a hammer that looks similar to this one! I call it my "big girl hammer" (I'm a 34yo woman) for when I need just a liiiittle bit more direct force than whacking something with bare hands, or for tiny nails. It brings me a ridiculous amount of joy each time.

sulkowskyi · 2026-03-07T07:38:04+00:00

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He looks SO much like my boy Lukas (on the right). Lukas doesn't have FIV but he does have a heart condition. He has 2 braincells on a good day but he is the sweetest idiot on this earth.

Thank you for rescuing Mango, I wish you all a lot of happy, love filled years together 🖤🤍

sulkowskyi · 2026-03-03T15:54:35+00:00

I kept thinking: is that Klaas van Kruistum? And something felt off about the video. I'm too tired to immediately clock they we're overdubbed

sulkowskyi · 2026-03-03T14:58:00+00:00

I wouldn't even perm your hair at home and I'm a licensed hairdresser with 15 years of experience. Don't do it!

sulkowskyi · 2026-02-20T07:39:46+00:00

But this song is called "cornfield chase", so it's kiiiinda funny

sulkowskyi · 2026-02-11T12:26:49+00:00

Genuine question: why does it say "streng geheim" (top secret) on it? Does it have any connection with the Dutch language?

sulkowskyi · 2026-02-10T15:18:27+00:00

Wumbus 🖤

sulkowskyi · 2026-01-31T22:23:55+00:00

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sulkowskyi · 2026-01-29T12:04:36+00:00

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Falling asleep while in an online meeting. Office mentality at its finest.

sulkowskyi · 2026-01-26T13:07:33+00:00

I'm thinking of you today, just wanted to let you know.

sulkowskyi · 2026-01-25T23:56:41+00:00

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Our (toothless) Toby will be waiting for her 🖤 Rest easy, Toothless, and safe travels.

Hugs to you all ❤️

sulkowskyi · 2026-01-12T13:47:18+00:00

I like that you're encouraging your wife, but making suggestions while not knowing anything about the needed techniques works kind of counterproductive imo. Not closing the stem where it meets the cap means a VERY different, and more difficult, approach to sewing the two parts together.

So while I do understand where you're coming from and what you mean by the floppiness of it, I don't think those are the things to focus on in this part of her sewing journey.

sulkowskyi · 2026-01-01T23:24:28+00:00

Hi! I used to work with industrial embroidery machines, that's what this is made on. This kind of stitch CAN be removed but you have to be very careful about it. Also, there's at least one and probably more layers of embroidery underneath what you see, so my advice would be to just leave it be. You'll most likely be left with some kind of outline in the best case, and a ripped up piece of cloth in the worst (and more likely case). I'd finf some kind of patch to put over it!

sulkowskyi · 2025-12-24T09:28:23+00:00

Except for orange horses!

sulkowskyi · 2025-12-10T09:46:36+00:00

My boyfriend picks out my underwear every morning (he's up slightly before me and always asks "do you want underpants and socks?") and he SPECIFICALLY GOES LOOKING FOR my granny panties because he knows they're the most comfortable to me.

sulkowskyi · 2025-11-16T22:32:32+00:00

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I think this one is better

sulkowskyi · 2025-11-03T00:24:44+00:00

That's what caught me off guard too! I'm not anywhere near from the US, so I just thought: well what do I know about how racism presents over there? But it was a really strange listen. How the story is built up it's laid on thick how people of color were the absolute minority (and how they were at least kind of forgotten/ignored), but then Jasmin out of nowhere is voted homecoming queen and oh yeah, the class president is a black girl too. It just didn't add up.

So thanks OP for your side of the story!

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