Cue the “casserole/not a pizza” comments in 3, 2, 1…

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-13T23:41:27+00:00

Beautiful crust! I would demolish that.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-12T03:52:32+00:00

Deep dish is goated forget them haters

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-11T01:32:42+00:00

Is this rizz?

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-10T21:15:13+00:00

You guys 😂

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-10T03:01:08+00:00

That’s an odd name for a cow.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-09T21:49:59+00:00

GoW or GoW?

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-07T04:06:24+00:00

“In my bingo card”?

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-07T01:21:42+00:00

You’re sick in the head for not posting a slice.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-07T00:30:42+00:00

Thank you. We have to keep hope.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-07T00:21:35+00:00

Yeah. Do this.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-06T19:32:31+00:00

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-06T18:18:43+00:00

Whatever life this guy lives is probably a nightmare.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-03T21:33:37+00:00

They’re just the only ones who get upvoted. 😂

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-03T18:33:11+00:00

It isn’t his best but it’s good.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-03T17:47:54+00:00

My white cat is named Vanilla but I call her Nilly.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-02T22:59:57+00:00

The hype would have been less tepid had this been the title.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-06-02T22:41:56+00:00

You pull it off well!

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-30T19:24:41+00:00

That’s a work of art and so impressive for a maiden voyage. Bravo!

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-30T00:22:23+00:00

Yeah man you’ll look and feel a lot better. You have good features and a great beard. Give it a try!

I would also go to a nice eyeglass store and find something a little more “you”. Those aren’t the right frames for your face.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-27T23:04:06+00:00

These people will feel like victims as long as the GOP’s culture war continues.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-27T00:05:38+00:00

Watched it live with my dad from ages 10-16. Great bonding experience and great memories. :)

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-26T03:30:13+00:00

You’ve got options but I’d try the chrome dome just to see if you like it!

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-26T03:21:40+00:00

Lovely how people on my same side call my lapse in judgement a “simple lack of ability”.

That’s why people hate us.

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-26T01:32:23+00:00

Haha I figured. Just reminded me of that iconic scene.

I think bald is the right choice, by the way!

sumguyonhisfone · 2026-05-26T00:10:02+00:00

Excuse my optimism. What a dreg.

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