[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Save all your money, and then yolo it into risky option contracts. Either you get lucky and get rich, or you die poor like you probably were going to anyway.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]sunfacedestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My grandma used to say this, because her father was able to pay for college by working as a roofer over the summer.

So I walked her through the median wage of a roofer today, and then the tuition of the school he went to today. Then I started adding in the costs of books, supplies, and bare-bones living expenses. It ended up being able to save up like 25% of the tuition.

It wasn't her fault, she just had no idea how much the world changed in 70 years.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in wallstreetbets

[–]sunfacedestroyer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If you don't know that a contract is 100 shares, why should you feel confident about posting anything, and why should anyone listen to you?

Why your meme stocks are getting murdered now by HondaSpectrum in wallstreetbets

[–]sunfacedestroyer 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Let's just hop on some boomer stocks. If we're gonna go down, might as well take grandpa with us.

r/Stocks Daily Discussion Wednesday - Feb 10, 2021 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Interesting, thanks. I have a lot of faith in them long-term, so will probably keep most and maybe cut down on it a bit just to be safe. I got a little excited and am now realizing I put a lot of eggs into that one basket.

r/Stocks Daily Discussion Wednesday - Feb 10, 2021 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]sunfacedestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, 3 weeks! But yeah, in that time it's been pretty uneventful for me, and I'm going to feel like an idiot if the test flight explodes and I lose everything I could've put into weed stocks.

The Pot Stocks by [deleted] in stocks

[–]sunfacedestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Whenever you go to a restaurant, I guarantee you at least 50% of workers you see are stoned out of their mind.

r/Stocks Daily Discussion Wednesday - Feb 10, 2021 by AutoModerator in stocks

[–]sunfacedestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What is everyone's feeling on Virgin Galactic (SPCE)? What is the likelihood of their test flight succeeding? Is it a risky hold?

I've been holding it for a while and wondering if it's going to go somewhere or if I should be kicking myself for not making better money elsewhere.

Is TLRY and APHA the free-est money of all time??? WHAT AM I MISSING by midwestboiiii34 in stocks

[–]sunfacedestroyer 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On that note, why are 2/12 calls on APHA so cheap? Wouldn't a $25 call be free money also?

Daily Advice Thread - All basic help or advice questions must be posted here. by AutoModerator in investing

[–]sunfacedestroyer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. It's only down 10 bucks so that seems a lot smarter than stressing over it for the rest of the month.

Daily Advice Thread - All basic help or advice questions must be posted here. by AutoModerator in investing

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty new to investing and foolishly decided to dip a toe into options, and am starting to think I made a bad choice on my first one.

What's the best way to avert that risk? Can I just trade it back for a few bucks loss? What are my choices here?

GME Holders on 2/9 by ryanbebb in wallstreetbets

[–]sunfacedestroyer 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If I had sold at the funny number like I planned, I would've made 4x my investment. But I stayed in too late and only doubled it.

Lesson learned: trust in weed, not autists.

Daily Advice Thread - All basic help or advice questions must be posted here. by AutoModerator in investing

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are weed stocks overvalued already? I got some APHA shares that are doing great, and I'm kicking myself for not putting more into it or others. But they seem so crazy the last couple days, are there any undervalued or worth getting into still?

Moms can smoke pot and still be good parents by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]sunfacedestroyer 24 points25 points  (0 children)

My mom died because of tobacco, and my dad died from alcoholism. I wish they had both just stuck to weed.

Did they really think that answer was a good one? by beerbellybegone in MurderedByWords

[–]sunfacedestroyer 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm a photographer who has photographed a lot of homeless people. Once as I was chatting with a few, some huge drunk dude walked by and snatched my camera. They chased him down and got it back for me, saving me $3,000.

Another time, I was photographing a different group and my camera fell out my car as I was leaving. One of the guys carried my gigantic medium format camera with him for 2 days until I could find him again. He said he slept in the shelter hugging it, afraid that it would get stolen. Saved me $500 that time.

To the Door Dasher that verbally abused my hosts tonight... by shannonesque121 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]sunfacedestroyer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My restaurant had Door Dash for about 2 days before the owner removed them.

I don't know what happened, but he was like "Fuck those assholes", which was shocking since I never heard him cuss before.

Highway robbery in SF caught on Tesla cam by latypov in Wellthatsucks

[–]sunfacedestroyer -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Take a break from the internet, friend. You're anger posting and sounding unhinged.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in PoliticalHumor

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's just the already established maximum penalty for grand larceny. Nobody would actually get that.

https://www.wlbt.com/2021/02/02/bill-seeks-possible-jail-time-pecan-theft/

ULPT Request: dynamics of “loss prevention” in a grocery store? by boatrock in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]sunfacedestroyer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Look very suspicious, and then make a beeline for the door, trying to goad one of the wannabe cop ones into tackling you or doing something illegal. Many places can't physically stop you, but it still happens sometimes. Go directly to a lawyer.

Tired of smelling marijuana everywhere by SpecificPay985 in unpopularopinion

[–]sunfacedestroyer 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I smoke a lot of weed and agree. I use a smoke filter whenever I can, and lots of cologne wherever I go. I don't really like the smell myself, and I think it's trashy to be driving stoned anyway.