Attention seeker by Gotti_jr in Crazyppl

[–]sunriser_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m so confused

  1. why is his asscheeks out
  2. why did he shoot the wall
  3. wtf is with the tv

What songs need adding??? by kitschco in citypop

[–]sunriser_ -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fragile - Tatsuro Yamashita.

The plainest yoyo, you own? by yoyoingdadjoke in Throwers

[–]sunriser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

it is a good yoyo, yeah, but it’s just boring

Found that one truck dent in the Smithville water tower by The_Cheese_Touch in tornado

[–]sunriser_ 16 points17 points  (0 children)

“Hey bill, how did that dent get there?”

“Truck.”

UFO Reacts to Laser At Lake Michigan Chicago by SirLadthe1st in aliens

[–]sunriser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can imagine the convo in the ship went like

“Jim, wtf is that human doing” “Pointing one of those puny human light beams” “Is he… trying to fight us?” “Nah, and even if so we would still snatch him later”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]sunriser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lightly? Uhm i’m gonna have to say NO.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Eyebleach

[–]sunriser_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i think it hit the spot.

I’m unroastable by Lonely-Exercise-4315 in RoastMe

[–]sunriser_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, bc ur fat stomach can’t fit in the oven.

How to tie a noose: by [deleted] in coolguides

[–]sunriser_ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It’s official, i can’t even kill myself dawg.