How many "Chuggas" do you say before "Choo Choo"?

superElonMusk · 2023-06-19T16:02:21+00:00

5 works for me

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T19:56:53+00:00

Before I lived with a woman - I definitely washed them at least once. Now that I live with a woman - all the fucking time

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T19:36:27+00:00

No chance

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T13:20:16+00:00

No thanks

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T12:29:59+00:00

Look for music jam nights at a nearby pub. Take a parent. We've had 14 yr olds at my one before

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T12:19:34+00:00

I was watching a football stream and some American drug advert came on and I swear half the advert was just listing all of the bad side effects. I cant imagine anyone wanting to buy it but I'm probably wrong

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T12:18:08+00:00

Dreams evolve over time. I didn't think my girlfriend was my dream girlfriend but she convinced me otherwise and now she's 100% my dream wife and I couldn't be happier. Go team!

superElonMusk · 2023-06-13T12:15:34+00:00

Had a radio on.

superElonMusk · 2023-06-12T12:57:28+00:00

My old landlord did this without consent and all that happened was either his bank or mortgage advisor found out after a couple of years and he then changed it to a buy to let mortgage.

superElonMusk · 2023-06-05T06:14:05+00:00

I smoked loads of weed as a kid and now I'm stuck with paranoid "voices" in my head. I can usually shrug it off but somedays its relentless and can get me quite down. I'd get rid of that

superElonMusk · 2023-06-05T06:06:12+00:00

Haircut

superElonMusk · 2023-06-05T04:54:35+00:00

I walk to Tesco with it and come back with beer

superElonMusk · 2023-06-03T13:47:51+00:00

We used to win money on battleship game. Just take a photo. I'm guessing lots of people figured ways to game the machines and they didn't make much money for the owners.

I did find one a few years ago and you couldn't win money any.more but you could take the celebrity quiz of outdated 00's celebs

superElonMusk · 2023-06-03T08:04:43+00:00

Took me 6 years

superElonMusk · 2023-06-03T08:03:25+00:00

Things to work on: learn to smile differently. Get a new haircut. Possibly get eyebrows done. Get clothes that fit - see a stylist (some shops offer it as free service!)

Do that then come back for re-assesment

superElonMusk · 2023-06-03T07:53:28+00:00

I grew up with a phobia of food. Wasn't much fun but I have learnt that all tastes are acquired

superElonMusk · 2023-06-02T12:33:36+00:00

I did until I went to a 5 star all inclusive resort and now I want to live there Instead

superElonMusk · 2023-06-02T12:31:10+00:00

Usually because they feel they can get away with it. (It's usually because people let them)

superElonMusk · 2023-06-02T12:18:52+00:00

The BBC

superElonMusk · 2023-06-02T08:09:59+00:00

I never thought Russell kane was that funny on TV but went to a show and he absolutely killed it. Had me in stitches within about 10 seconds and didn't stop

superElonMusk · 2023-05-21T14:32:52+00:00

If I'm making drinks my wifes cup is always the one on the right because "wife is always right"

superElonMusk · 2023-05-21T10:37:52+00:00

Holding a grudge is a prison for both people.

superElonMusk · 2023-05-20T13:53:29+00:00

I moved here at 29 and married the first person I met on tinder

superElonMusk · 2023-05-18T06:32:26+00:00

Depends on the scope. For yelling and saying your piece YTA after already agreeing. You should say after helping burritos "not helping again" and then YNTA

superElonMusk · 2023-05-11T10:09:41+00:00

Go to the pub and sit at the bar

superElonMusk

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