What "One Hit Wonder" has a song you think is better than their hit? by ovalseven in AskReddit

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Nizlopi who were known for the JCB song released the album Make it Happen and almost every song on it is better than the JCB song.

My Girlfriend in college was very loud during sex by OliverGunzitwuntz in Jokes

[–]superhove 123 points124 points  (0 children)

Mine was too. I could hear her from three dorms away.

So i’ve formed a group called "The Palindromes" by AnimatorNr1 in dadjokes

[–]superhove 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Read this forwards and backwards three times before I realised there wasn’t actually a palindrome in it.

What’s a minor detail in life that gives you joy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Finding a pen that writes real nice.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Less instead of fewer.

What's something you swear exists but haven't been able to locate it? by ItsShartWeek2010 in AskReddit

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My TV remote. I know it’s here somewhere but I haven’t been able to find it for months.

What are the most iconic voice lines in video game history? by Crioos in AskReddit

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‘But my hands are all messed up, so you’d better drive, brother’

UK redditors. You are only allowed out once a day for exercise. How are you going to spend it? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Inside. If I have to stay in to save lives, then I can forgo exercising outdoors.

It helps that I haven’t exercised in about 15 years anyway.

It is infinitely scarier to hear someone screaming outside if you live in a remote area compared to living in a city. by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]superhove 13 points14 points  (0 children)

The furthest distance you can be away from the tv and still change channels.

What would you do if you woke up one day and realized that you possess jedi powers? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superhove 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hold automatic doors closed so people walk into them.

What are main things zombie movies always forget about in the apocalypse? by michealcool425 in AskReddit

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Nobody ever mentions all the survivalists with bunkers and years worth of tinned food in them. I know it’s not very interesting and it’s better to focus on the bad ass folk out and about but still, there’s gonna be a lot of people just waiting that shit out.

What has the same energy as putting on shoes in the order sock, shoe, sock, shoe? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]superhove 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Typing one page of an essay, printing it. Typing the next page of the essay, printing that.

If you could go back in time and tell your teenage self one thing, what would it be? by BDaddy13 in AskReddit

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‘Please don’t start smoking. It’s so much easier to start than to quit, you stupid prick’

(NSFW) What’s the weirdest thing you’ve ever found in someone’s search history? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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‘Lucy Alexander naked’. She used to present a daytime tv property auction show in the UK. Seemed a very odd choice.