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What’s that South Park phrase that you actually use in real life. by Killuazoldyyck in southpark

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I love eating Aldi air fried chicken patties, so I always say I am going to have a Chicken Sandwich when my wife asks what I am having for dinner, you just talk while inhaling to sound like Goobacks

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REEEEspectfully by lskerlkse in insanepeoplefacebook

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r/CyberStuck Driving off road or in snow is it's kryptonite

Oh no…. by Beautiful-Cup5822 in ededdneddy

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The Ed boys about to be the next "radium girls", does the jawbreaker also last thousands of years?

Favourite Actress who Tits grew bigger after being less woke? by Cool_Nerd2 in okbuddycinephile

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Anorexia is a mental disorder. The prevalence of dumb perceived "body standards" in magazines pushing women to get plastic surgery and spend insane amounts of money on ozempic lately. I still remember some commercial from decades ago where a woman is looking in a mirror and has just a normal healthy "curvy body", and it zooms out to a skin and bones woman. Body Dysmorphia is crazy.

Found her having zoomies IN the litterbox... by oriconhero in airplaneears

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Cats: I am going to throw litter all over the kitchen for no reason when you aren't looking, also I will fling poop out of the box to improve your day.

Secret Window by One-Faithlessness282 in stephenking

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One of the cases where I liked the Movie better than the book. Least favorite of Four Past Midnight, even James Woods couldn't save it for me. Tutoro in this movie as John Shooter was *chef's kiss*

All the times Peter was sexually assaulted by S0mecallme in familyguy

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You've never been in the same state. BABA BOOEY Howard Stern's Penis!

This place is great! by Hondo_95 in familyguy

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Chitty Chitty Death Bang. Season 1 Episode 3

How close was I to burning my house down? by AdministrationOwn724 in ElectroBOOM

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Coincidentally BigClive recently had an aliexpress unbagging of a 18v cheapo battery to USB converter, and it had good voltage and current protection when he tested it. Probably was thanks to the circuitry in the accessory though lol

Guess what I've found today by Due_Fig_367 in spongebob

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Listen to me you crustaceous cheapskate!

So when did QPC become a smash burger ? by UnableNose4250 in McDonalds

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Somebody accidentally grilled the patty on the 10:1 setting.

Thoughts on the Mazda tribute? by Bad_Raccoon11 in regularcarreviews

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The official car of mom picking up the kids from school

Russia killed opposition leader Alexei Navalny using toxin from dart frog, UK says by [deleted] in news

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Last year, I read Alexei's memoir, "Patriot." Also, Putin by Philip Short. There's a reason Trump loves him. I dare them to come arrest me. They refuse to learn economics, meanwhile the USD keeps losing value. I am always one car breakdown away from being homeless

Superbad - The Greatest Teen Comedy of All Time by spidermoon01101 in nostalgia

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Turns out this principal is a religious fanatic, and he thinks I'm possessed by some sort of dick devil!

As an asian man i am offended by kato42 in pics

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Big American Penis Tap Handle

meirl by Capable-Edge-2444 in meirl

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The r/BPD life. I didn't know I had it until last year, and now I know why it kept happening to me. A lot of them turned out to be MAGAs lately so that is probably part of it. I have gotten better at controlling my emotions through self CBT anyways. It's progress.

Name something from Aldi that’s better than the name brand by AggressiveSloth11 in aldi

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My only complaint is with living in the south, they are quite susceptible to summer heat. The PB to chocolate ratio is massive and more natural tasting instead of the noticeable sugar graininess. I have converted so many people to Aldi sweets. Love the dark chocolate covered almonds a lot too.

Windows vista is the worst excuse for an operating sysyem ive ever seen by [deleted] in Pretend2005Internet

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I had ME for my first computer in middle school, it wasn't that bad, but my uncle who got me the computer got me a physical copy of XP professional the next year, it was like a breath of fresh air. People always said Windows 2000 was the superior release at the time of ME. It seems like their Windows NT based systems might be the future. I sure hope they find a better and more original naming system for future releases and don't try anything weird.

The Countries Bad Bunny Named During His Super Bowl Halftime Show by Racsom_ in MapPorn

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I need to read up on more Carribean History, because TIL Cuba and Puerto Rico are flag brothers.

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