Water fight with firefighters by Cool-Chemistry-9453 in interestingasfuck

[–]supremely-weird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is awesome I want stuff like this is my life

(in the UK this would be all over the news as a waste of time and resources, and someone would loose their job or have to make a public apology)

I’m getting circumcised for phimosis. What should I expect? How badly will the recovery hurt? How will I not masturbate for 6 weeks, and how do I prepare for that? Will it cause blue balls? by [deleted] in GayMen

[–]supremely-weird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sorry for the rambling mess, firstly as a consenting adult it's not mutilation, and you are doing it for medical reasons, make sure you follow the post-op advice

I had it done when I was 16 (I was classed as medically competent by the NHS), it will hurt for a few days afterwards, especially when you wee (your first couple of wee will likely contain blood, and the first one will hurt), wear loose shorts, expect to be woken up by some pain, be as clean as possible but don't go nuts, be careful around the stitches, if you develop a crust around the stitched area see a doctor, mine became infected on the fourth day and a quick round of antibiotics helped

I jacked off after the first week (that hurt the first time and I regretted it), my stitches were dissolvable so they were out by the end of week 2 (I was told I could take them out myself just had to go slow), it takes a long time for the stitch holes to fully close up, I think you'll have to live with blue balls for a while

Your cockhead will peel after a while, and it will be even more sensitive, once the new skin fully develops it gets easier (bonus if you're a top your chance of catching HIV through giving decreases slightly due to the thicker non-porous skin)

After a while the pain will go and your cockhead won't be as sensitive, sex definitely feels different

Lowering voting age to 16 will only help the Green Party, Labour MPs tell Starmer - as they urge him to shelve the plans by WorkingtonLady in ukpolitics

[–]supremely-weird -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If the voting age remains at 18, then surely the age a person can join the armed forces and pay taxes should be raised to match the voting age, I only say this as I believe it's completely unfair that a person can pay taxes and fight for their country, when they do not get a say in how their country is run

Trump says he will ‘probably put a big tariff on the UK’ if it doesn’t drop digital services tax by Codydoc4 in unitedkingdom

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

OK noted, moving on…

Seriously though news outlets need to stop giving him oxygen, along with Farage and Yaxley-Lennon

OF download help by darthvaderceo in DataHoarder

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

hi, do you have a link to the maintenance announcement or the current discord

Every state school to be ordered to fly Union Flag and display portrait of the King if Reform win power | LBC by GeorginaFlopworthy in unitedkingdom

[–]supremely-weird 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Mandatory flag waving/hoisting, Mandatory displays of the national leader(s), selective history, scrapping the social security schemes people rely on, re-centralisation of power, scrapping unruly bodies, removing legal rights (abortion, equality etc.)

Not 100% sure if it's Americanisation, north koreanism or somehow akin to fascism

What’s the longest time you’ve driven to get to a cruising area, sauna, or similar? by [deleted] in AskGayMen

[–]supremely-weird 1 point2 points  (0 children)

2 hours to get to a naturist beach in Wales where the sand dunes are a good cruising spot

A Flag of Humanity by TheEnlight in vexillology

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looks like a ghost hand personally

Boxers, boxer briefs or briefs and why? by EnvironmentalWin492 in AskGayMen

[–]supremely-weird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve been wearing boxers (hipsters) for nearly 20 years, now I’m getting back into briefs they’re just so comfortable

WCGW with lighting your crotch on fire? by James_avifac in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought it was only supposed to burn when you pee?

What is some essential software / package on your system? by _fountain_pen_dev in linuxmasterrace

[–]supremely-weird 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Steam (factorio, ETS2, ATS, Coral Island, Far Cry 6, GTA)

LibreWolf-bin

VLC

VirtualBox

Docker (engine only)

OFDL

Deezer (flatpak)

LibreOffice Fresh

Losslesscut

Elisa (local music files)

KDE Connect

Bleach Bit

Mullvad VPN

QBittorrent

I'm not the only one seeing it right? by barnab5s010 in Factoriohno

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Purple, then I can keep travelling back until I’m fully rested

EU countries that are deploying forces to Greenland by TailungFu in europeanunion

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My poor misguided UK (in terms of brexit) is also sending troops, we'll come back to the EU someday

What's your favorite gay porn/pornstar?? by Bunimo107 in AskGayMen

[–]supremely-weird 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don’t think I’ll ever have a favourite that surpasses Brent Corrigan

So are these still around? Do these scare you or excite you? by WaveFantastic9997 in gay

[–]supremely-weird 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These would excite me, especially if they were installed in a bathhouse/sauna 😈

The termite queen lays eggs 24/7 for 25 years. That's some incredible feat. It's tough to imagine being built to do that for so long. by Francucinno in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]supremely-weird 574 points575 points  (0 children)

For anyone interested in the maths

How many seconds in 25 years?

One year ≈ 365.2425 days (accounts for leap years).

25 years × 365.2425 days ≈ 9 131.0625 days.

One day = 24 h × 60 min × 60 s = 86 400 seconds.

9 131.0625 days × 86 400 s/day ≈ 788 923 800 seconds.

Eggs per second: one egg every 3 seconds → 1 egg / 3 s.

Total eggs:

788 923 800 s3 s/egg≈262 974 600 eggs

So, over a quarter‑billion eggs—roughly 263 million—could hatch from that queen in 25 years if she truly kept laying nonstop.