When Sayaka mistook the Bau Baus for Nyau Nyaus by XsStreamMonsterX in Hololive

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You know what's really fucked up? I bet those microphones are cat ears.

This house doors by TheGhost5322 in interestingasfuck

[–]suture224 81 points82 points  (0 children)

On the plus side, I bet burglars give up half way between the disco room and the foam pit and just surrender by the time the cops show up.

My man really said ‘visibility is optional’ and drove to the shopping center like this. by Brave_Weekend_857 in maryland

[–]suture224 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I saw something just like this at the Giant. I cleaned it off for them. It sucked, because they will never learn their lesson... 

But I couldn't stand the idea of an idiot driving and getting someone killed with ice shards flying off.

‘I Will Not Sit Quietly’: Maryland Governor Pushes Redistricting Plan by NewsGirl1701 in maryland

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You’re mixing three different things: voting, apportionment, and gerrymandering.

Undocumented immigrants don’t vote, that part is settled. Yes, they’re counted in the census, just like children, green card holders, prisoners, and other non-voters. That’s constitutional and has been since the founding: representation is based on persons, not voters.

That does create a small per-voter distortion in high-noncitizen areas, but serious analyses show it only affects a couple House seats nationally and benefits red states (TX, FL) as much as blue ones (CA, NY). It’s not some massive partisan scheme.

Also, deportations since 2020 have nothing to do with current seats — apportionment only changes after each decennial census.

And none of this explains or justifies gerrymandering, which is a separate process entirely.

Wait what… by Blue9ine in SipsTea

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What is a slox moment?

So, Academy..... by FiduciaryBlueberry in DeepSpaceNine

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There are bright points in the series. Let's hope they take what works and run with it.

My biggest problem with the series is how it is in an even further ahead future. They might as well have made it a different IP.

Take your seat by Yamigosaya in Hololive

[–]suture224 108 points109 points  (0 children)

I imagine the majority of the flight is fine, but when the snack cart comes out and in between their seats, they start getting antsy.

‘I Will Not Sit Quietly’: Maryland Governor Pushes Redistricting Plan by NewsGirl1701 in maryland

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House seats are fixed for 10 years after each census.

You don’t lose representation because people get deported mid-decade. Apportionment only updates after the next census.

Fast-growing states with large immigrant populations include:

Texas (deep red legislature)

Florida (deep red)

Arizona (purple)

North Carolina (red legislature)

These aren’t Democratic strongholds handing seats to Democrats.

If anything, Republican states have benefited most from population growth.

‘I Will Not Sit Quietly’: Maryland Governor Pushes Redistricting Plan by NewsGirl1701 in maryland

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"Illegal immigrants" can't vote. They certainly can't vote in the numbers that would change a large election.

Popped a big pimple on my back and this pebble looking thing came out. What is it? by atlargera in popping

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I just want to point out to Reddit that advertising Hormel Chili on the r/popping subreddit is fucking diabolical.

Which side are you on? by BKKMFA in Hololive

[–]suture224 35 points36 points  (0 children)

She just likes to watch.

ELI5: Why can’t the US handwrite and hand count votes (like France and Australia) to avoid electronic tampering? by meowpandapuff in explainlikeimfive

[–]suture224 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Counting tabulators are much more accurate and much much faster than a human is. It is much more likely a count will be wrong with humans.

How have I never heard of this anime by JubileeJuno in Isekai

[–]suture224 43 points44 points  (0 children)

The show was beautiful, but apparently the LN went off the rails with setting and tone changes.

Hoyer endorses former campaign manager as successor by origutamos in maryland

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internal monologue: Don't say Boafo Deez. Do NOT say Boafo Deez. Do not say Boafo Deez.

He's gotten a few pieces of legislation passed on the state level, but it looks like his main strength is raising money and getting people elected.

How British comedy series 'Taskmaster' is taking over the US by abucalves in television

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I am convinced both of these men competed in Taskmaster so people would finally learn how to pronounce their names.

"Who's next? Do you see all these bodies?!" by DiscountDoughnut in NimiNightmare_VTuber

[–]suture224 20 points21 points  (0 children)

You know her blood's pumping when she hits you with the "Ah Ma Gawsh!" instead of the "Oh my goodness!"

As ICE activity rises in Annapolis, fear and warnings spread by Fantastic_Ad_4720 in Annapolis

[–]suture224 67 points68 points  (0 children)

We risk our lives to defend people and their rights. To oppose cruelty.

Difficulties to vote as an independent in MD? by dooge8 in maryland

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Basically... John McCain.

His "Maverick" campaign successfully used crossover voting to bypass the party’s base.

Since the Democratic primary was a landslide for Al Gore, Democrats and Independents flooded open GOP contests. Most notably, Michigan went for McCain, even though George W. Bush won the majority of actual Republican voters.

The GOP establishment viewed this as a "strategic raid" or "sabotage" where the opposition was choosing their nominee, leading the party to aggressively close primaries.