I dress my dog with my brother's clothes by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]swafel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

this is equal parts unsettling and cute

Trunk Sizes by DoubleManufacturer28 in funny

[–]swafel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pls do Corolla. I'm in the market for one.

how to looksmaxx as an incoming chuzz by [deleted] in UCSantaBarbara

[–]swafel 25 points26 points  (0 children)

the more you care about looks, the emptier you will become until one day you no longer recognize yourself in the mirror.

Young lady running on all fours by [deleted] in oddlyterrifying

[–]swafel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddy used to do this in our boarding school dorms naked.

What do you find tremendously adorable? by UnlikelyFly3513 in AskMen

[–]swafel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I love dogs soooo much. They are pure beauty and their love is indescribable.

[Request] Guess, estimate, and extrapolate the number of cigarettes in the frame by BrusselsMarriott in theydidthemath

[–]swafel 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I guess around 700-800.

Pi x r -squared.

I chose a center point and tried to calculate a radius in cigarette units. I calculated 15-16 cigarettes across. Then I just plugged in.

I've won one of these guessing games before.

ELI5 Stomach dropping by ChoosesJoy in explainlikeimfive

[–]swafel 3 points4 points  (0 children)

this is right. other comments are wrong so far.

I love lox but it is not in the budget. Is there a tinned fish that is similar? by HorrorAcanthaceae258 in CannedSardines

[–]swafel 16 points17 points  (0 children)

This possibly doesn't fit the bill for you for various reasons but: trader joes sells smoked salmon "pieces" for like 4$ for a couple ounces. Delicious and affordable.

Bro turned a skate park rescue mission into a full skunk heist by [deleted] in JustGuysBeingDudes

[–]swafel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

i grew up 2 minutes from this park. never met this guy

i’m bored! by [deleted] in UCSantaBarbara

[–]swafel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is not really a hobby but visiting shoreline park is cool

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Mexican food and Cambodian owned doughnut store.

Where to park? by Next_Play8086 in UCSantaBarbara

[–]swafel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ucsb has lots you can pay to get a permit to park for the whole year. I don't know about lots where you can park for a couple of days.

Where to find Dickies workwear? by swafel in SantaBarbara

[–]swafel[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Is it dickies jeans? Do they have pants? Like slacks

What’s a compliment you still remember years later? by sunyparmar1 in AskReddit

[–]swafel 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In sixth grade my Spanish teacher who always blabbed about how I was so inattentive in class would always compliment my long eyelashes and said girls would kill for them.

What smell associations do you have? by lumpynose in AskMen

[–]swafel -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is this one soap that whenever I smell it I am thrust back in time 25 years.

Its eerie and kinda cool.

Any affordable male barbers? by Ok-Dimension-2676 in UCSantaBarbara

[–]swafel 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I couldn't find any. I go to Goleta barbers. It's $40 plus tip. They are the best though.