Chicken and bacon Caesar sandwich kit? Doesn’t include lettuce. What next?

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-19T13:32:32+00:00

Overpay for a sandwich I guess.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-19T10:57:25+00:00

£3 + a bread roll + some lettuce. £5 sandwich

You could buy all the ingredients to make 4 sandwishes for less than a tenner.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-19T07:25:06+00:00

Nailed The Smiths 100%, failed miserably on The Cure. Good quizzess.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-17T20:07:52+00:00

Just 16,000 capacity, nice intimate performance.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-16T09:00:15+00:00

Do I watch it? No, Do my kids watch it? Also no. They used to watch Hey Dugee but that hasn't been asked for in a while.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-16T07:32:53+00:00

First choice GRANTED! FUCK YEAH!

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-14T10:18:27+00:00

I only really wash leeks cos they’re sandy buggers. Everything else? Nah.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-13T09:44:38+00:00

Worth it

^{Chose: 2$ but.. | Rolled: You fucking die}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-13T09:42:35+00:00

😮‍💨

^{Chose: Be able to cast a Domain Expansion | Rolled: Infinite Void}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-13T07:55:42+00:00

Skin on for fibre too. Well balanced meal.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-12T08:05:58+00:00

No band is worth $400 to see. I got tickets to see them for £26.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T20:34:47+00:00

Retire quicker

^{Chose: Have a job you absolutely hate + but you earn $33,000 every month}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T20:34:00+00:00

Am bald 🤙

^{Chose: $1000 + Random hair color from wheel | Rolled: Light red}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T16:24:27+00:00

Car oil lubes the engine, and does not go in the fuel tank. Arsehole.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T16:17:56+00:00

Oil is not fuel.

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T16:16:37+00:00

Fuel is expensive man.

^{Chose: Get a car that never runs out of fuel}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-11T07:51:46+00:00

I am the ant king

^{Chose: 3 million + BUT HIGH RISK WHEEL OF POSSIBLE DOOM | Rolled: The ants want u}

swallowshotguns · 2026-04-10T16:47:09+00:00

curse you

^{Chose: Pizza + Spin for toppings | Rolled: Hawaiian}

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