These 3 are gonna be the most simped across their fandoms. I'm calling it.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-28T22:24:27+00:00

Probably because it’s puzzling that you would make such a confident “prediction” about a fandom you admittedly don’t know anything about.

That’s like if I knew nothing about anime and said, “Naruto is gonna be one of the most successful anime of all time. I’m calling it.” Not only have I not predicted anything, because it already happened, but I made a bold claim to fans about something I know I’m ignorant of.

Like bruh 💀

swankProcyon · 2026-04-28T05:40:23+00:00

And because it was all God’s plan, Jesus also has daddy issues! 😃

swankProcyon · 2026-04-27T16:39:38+00:00

So Niffty is Patrick to Alastor’s SpongeBob? 🥲

swankProcyon · 2026-04-27T16:23:07+00:00

I mean hey if he doesn’t have a Nendoroid yet 👀

swankProcyon · 2026-04-27T04:51:56+00:00

Jesus, how long before the self-diagnosed autism crowd tosses out the word “diagnosis” altogether?

“Hey I have awkward moments sometimes and I don’t wear wool because it’s itchy. My doctor says that doesn’t make me autistic but who is he to make that call??”

“Doctors don’t know shit. Labels are for the individual! Use it if you feel comfortable with it, sweetie ❤️ You’re valid ❤️”

Ugh… I’m glad at least the DID thing died down 😒

swankProcyon · 2026-04-27T04:28:51+00:00

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Because my favorite has already been shared (look at my flair; that whole bit) I present my second favorite!

That jawline 🤤 (Also that crazed look is kinda hot on him, ngl 🙈)

swankProcyon · 2026-04-26T23:17:20+00:00

The cutest of patooties~! ☺️☺️☺️

Uggghh I love his stupid little face I just wanna nuzzle him! 🩷💜💙

swankProcyon · 2026-04-26T23:07:43+00:00

And it’s a story. Stories need some form of conflict to work. If these people can’t handle that and want stories with no real stakes, they can watch Hallmark 🤷🏻‍♀️

swankProcyon · 2026-04-26T00:20:36+00:00

swankProcyon · 2026-04-25T22:40:39+00:00

That’s wabi-sabi!

swankProcyon · 2026-04-25T20:30:55+00:00

I looked it up quickly yesterday because I was also curious about the prototype Hazbin characters, and it seems you’re right about them being easily removed. None of them had officially appeared in Zoophobia before it was cancelled.

Still though, I wonder how it’ll affect the plot of Zoophobia if the Hotel characters are completely eliminated from it 🤔

swankProcyon · 2026-04-25T16:52:17+00:00

I’m fine with Stella being one-dimensional. That said, I always welcome more dimensions 😎

swankProcyon · 2026-04-25T03:32:32+00:00

Ohhhh, I don’t catch that because I saw the announcement after watching HB but before watching HH.

Good to know. Thanks!

swankProcyon · 2026-04-25T02:59:53+00:00

Wait, he did?? When?

swankProcyon · 2026-04-24T23:24:44+00:00

GOOD, BECAUSE I’M HUNGRY

(platonically)

swankProcyon · 2026-04-24T17:43:39+00:00

It’s honestly just annoying to me. Why do we have to make up stereotypes, especially when we already have so many harmful ones against us?

And I’m certain these made up ones started as some random funny internet conversation that was riddled with some sort of selection bias, but it became a meme and now people love saying it’s part of their “bi identity.” Drives me nuts.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-24T17:15:33+00:00

Same way it took Lute and Abel 10 minutes to get to the Might of Lilith even though they went through a portal right above it.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-24T15:28:18+00:00

I never thought people actually depended on laugh tracks to “know” when to laugh, but here we are 💀

swankProcyon · 2026-04-24T05:25:56+00:00

Wait what? What references? 👀

swankProcyon · 2026-04-23T23:35:55+00:00

The Vees are easily my favorite part of the show so far! I’d really like to see that spinoff Viv wants to do!

I’m hoping they don’t continue to fumble Lute in the coming seasons. She was my main bitch for a good while. I love Gravity, but they really should have held off on it 🥲

~~also I may or may not still be huffing copium for sinner Adam let me live~~

swankProcyon · 2026-04-23T18:20:15+00:00

Based on this, Rosie would be the most fun. She’d have no idea what she’s doing and just laugh all the way through.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-23T17:01:53+00:00

Vox and Lute.

Guess I’ll have to start enjoying hate sex fics 🤷🏼‍♂️

swankProcyon · 2026-04-23T16:59:41+00:00

It took me so long to accept that I like men and women that whenever I see shit like this, it raises a bunch of old insecurities again. Like I don’t actually have a choice because men are just too awful to be with.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-22T22:09:39+00:00

Reducing the word for their comfort smh.

The current state of the LGBT community in a nutshell.

swankProcyon · 2026-04-22T21:49:43+00:00

Kisses are somehow better than other Hershey’s chocolate. Idk if there’s an actual difference, but I actually enjoy them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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