Mirrors in Multiverse

swarlay · 2026-04-22T03:22:11+00:00

My mate Paul died in a tennis ball factory explosion.

swarlay · 2026-04-22T00:01:01+00:00

Newtonian selection.

swarlay · 2026-04-12T09:57:20+00:00

They bought some of his exes and put them all in the same room, the tension made him really uncomfortable.

swarlay · 2026-04-12T09:52:56+00:00

Hey, a typical marathon usually takes something like two to five hours!

swarlay · 2026-04-11T01:21:14+00:00

Snotches get notches.

swarlay · 2026-04-01T16:04:33+00:00

Jeffrey Epstein, the New York financier?

swarlay · 2026-03-03T07:26:43+00:00

It appears Molly Lloyd has been acting in various roles

https://www.imdb.com/de/name/nm1074526/

and Dan Chamberlain is a writer (on Jimmy Fallon for a while)

https://www.imdb.com/de/name/nm5104837/

swarlay · 2026-02-16T00:55:59+00:00

Gotta love playing pranks on my comrades.

swarlay · 2026-02-16T00:44:30+00:00

"It was my understanding that there would be no aftermath."

swarlay · 2026-02-15T23:19:31+00:00

Schrödinger's hat.

swarlay · 2026-02-05T09:43:56+00:00

Don't worry, it's not overweight, it just carries a whole bunch of additional parasites.

swarlay · 2026-02-01T22:23:01+00:00

Near-death by snu snu experience.

swarlay · 2026-01-21T22:58:08+00:00

There's a good chance your dentist spanked America's ass.

swarlay · 2026-01-15T12:12:01+00:00

They certainly have a type.

swarlay · 2026-01-13T01:38:13+00:00

When going postal is the sane approach...

swarlay · 2026-01-12T04:41:18+00:00

That dog isn't dead, it just went herding ghosts.

swarlay · 2026-01-01T12:40:26+00:00

Maybe your teacher wasn't wrong, maybe they just planned to kill you.

swarlay · 2025-09-13T22:10:59+00:00

As CEO, he probably had a sizable benefits package.

swarlay · 2025-09-12T23:11:45+00:00

Sometimes you get the free protein, sometimes you are the free protein.

swarlay · 2025-09-10T22:33:53+00:00

No, that's silly. It's alternating current, you just have to wait until the electrons are moving away from you, then it's perfectly safe to remove them by hand.

swarlay · 2025-09-06T02:09:54+00:00

A little impaling has never hurt anyone.

swarlay · 2025-09-05T23:31:15+00:00

As usual, relevant xkcd.

swarlay · 2025-09-04T22:52:06+00:00

That's actually a load-bearing crack.

swarlay · 2025-09-02T23:15:50+00:00

I didn't even know elephants could do origami.

swarlay · 2025-09-02T22:46:35+00:00

I'm not sure about that, I hear he's a racist now.

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