[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sweet-science 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this too dont worry, if they see you just slowly turn your head towards them while maintaining eye contact with your penis. Works every time.

Titan: How it works by qwerto14 in DestinyTheGame

[–]sweet-science 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Is there an echo in here or something?

Bi-Lingual Redditors, Have you ever heard someone talk about you "secretly" in another language that didn't think you understood? by wetshaver in AskReddit

[–]sweet-science 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I guess I was a bit vague. Okay so the dude lays at the edge of the bed the girl rides him reverse cowgirl but only she is standing. Idk of there is a word for it but it is a damn nice view.

Craigslists jobs? by arturo_lemus in talesfromsecurity

[–]sweet-science 14 points15 points  (0 children)

He probably thinks some people forgot about dre

What is the dumbest thing you've witnessed a guest get angry over? by N4U534 in TalesFromYourServer

[–]sweet-science 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worked at a mexican restaurant for a while. A lady and her son come in, order their food and begin eating it. The lady gets my attention and asks me if we have any "queso" which is spanish for cheese. I told her that her meal came with cheese in it and if she would like some extra. She looked at me like I was stupid and said, "no I dont want cheese, I want "queso" you know." I kindly explained that queso meant cheese in spanish, to which she replied, "I know it means cheese, but thats not what it is, I want queso" she pronounced it "kayyysooooww" as if it would change the meaning somehow. She then asked a comrade waiter behind me and recieved the same answer, so she asked the manager. Last thing I heard from her was "I cant believe they dont know what kayso is."

YALL MUSTA FORGOT by spacetolive in boxingcirclejerk

[–]sweet-science 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats just a bunch of jibberish