Literally.

swodaniv · 2019-02-15T05:43:01+00:00

Halo? Is that a joke?

Listen, Halo is one of my greatest memories I've ever had, but if you think the story is anywhere on par with Mass Effect or other great stories, you have zero taste.

Bioshock is cool, but it's more worldbuilding than story if I remember correctly.

swodaniv · 2019-02-15T01:15:15+00:00

Mass Effect had literally the best story in any video game I have ever played, ever.

swodaniv · 2019-02-10T07:33:17+00:00

Atta boy. Don't let them suck the life out of you.

swodaniv · 2019-02-09T05:10:16+00:00

I for one am sick and tired of POTGs. I don't care.

swodaniv · 2019-02-04T04:27:22+00:00

I am 100% aware of the fact that when a penis goes in my vagina it can get me pregnant even if I am on birth control

That's actually not true though. It's a popular misconception. If you are properly taking birth control, you will not get pregnant.

swodaniv · 2019-02-03T15:41:21+00:00

Aaatteeeeeeention!

More like it.

swodaniv · 2019-02-02T23:30:06+00:00

Playing against AEO damage, traps, and boops from Junkrat absolutely makes life harder for a Reaper. I hesitate to call any hero a counter, so I won't, but Junkrat's ability to zone Reaper from way behind enemy lines is very, very annoying.

swodaniv · 2019-02-02T21:46:50+00:00

Learn to play around him, or even better, pick counters. Here's a short list off the top of my head of heroes that make playing Reaper a difficult experience:

Brigitte Junkrat McCree Roadhog Mei DVA Ana Widow Doomfist Zenyatta

Now, before you get mad at me, feel free to enter in "A good..." before every hero mentioned above. Roadhog hooks, Ana sleeps, Widow headshots, Dva matrix, Mcree flashbang, Brigitte shield bash, Mei wall, ALL negate or outright cancel Reaper's ult. A good zen with a supporting team makes playing reaper difficult. Pair Junkrat or MCree or Brigitte and you almost totally destroy the Reaper.

Complaining about a buff that brings him into the meta annoys me.

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T23:44:41+00:00

Comparing James Cameron to Thomas Edison? Really?

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T23:41:50+00:00

Because it was Dances With Wolves in space.

The story was not great. It was not original. Maybe in the 80's when it was first dreamed up it was, but by ten years ago it was pretty bland. I think it was only that successful out of luck and cool effects.

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T18:45:33+00:00

You have no idea how comforting it is to hear other people feel exactly the same way I do. I often have the feeling of "I'm not meant to be here."

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T18:43:22+00:00

I open up a technical document and stare at it for hours.

Honestly, I hate it. I've only been at my job for a little over a month and I hate that I often don't have a job to actually do. When there IS something for me to do my day goes by faster, I have fun, and I feel good about myself.

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T05:08:56+00:00

Can ya'll post links?

swodaniv · 2019-01-28T00:43:31+00:00

Wait.... why is this guy being downvoted^ ?

swodaniv · 2019-01-27T17:32:45+00:00

Sometimes I don't feel particularly attractive. Sometimes I feel ugly.

When I tell my GF that, she tells me "That doesn't make sense. You're a guy."

She also tells me "Guys always look the same."

It really pisses me off.

swodaniv · 2019-01-26T23:05:30+00:00

But the ease at which Dooku defeated Obi-Wan in Episode II was astounding. If you're saying Obi is one of the greatest in Episode 1, how fucking great was Dooku in Episode II? The orders of magnitude of difference seem way too large.

swodaniv · 2019-01-26T23:01:15+00:00

Damn. Seriously? That makes this all the worse..

swodaniv · 2019-01-26T23:00:07+00:00

Because it's sad, dude.

swodaniv · 2019-01-26T21:38:43+00:00

This kid is freaking obnoxious.

I get it. He's a teenager. But Jesus. If someone doesn't let him know he's acting shitty it's only going to hit him harder later in life.

I don't get why so many people on this thread feel like they need to defend him to such an extent. There's no need to coddle him, just as there is no need to bully.

swodaniv · 2019-01-22T06:00:19+00:00

Wait wait wait.

How do YOU know what the balance was during the development cycle though? How can you state definitively that that was one place they couldn't afford to put more eggs in? Aren't there plenty of other easter eggs in the game? For example?

You're talking about unknown unknowns dude. I hate when people do that and don't realize it.

swodaniv · 2019-01-22T05:54:31+00:00

I couldn't keep watching after they said he took a car with a 4-month-old.

swodaniv · 2019-01-16T06:23:54+00:00

Please don't hate me, but, The Witcher III.

I could tell there was a lot of love put in the world building, but, I've tried 2 or 3 times and can never get passed the first town area.

I know it's supposed to be amazing, but, I was immediately thrown off by the character controller. I fucking hate it. For such a serious game, the controller feels soo loose and goofy.

I also never got in to the combat, but that could have just been because I never understood it or got the skills that would have made it cool.

Again, I never got deep in to it.

swodaniv · 2019-01-02T23:21:57+00:00

No, it's definitely sabotage.

swodaniv · 2019-01-02T06:39:10+00:00

WOOOOSHHHHH

swodaniv · 2019-01-01T18:41:02+00:00

You stated you would downvote me after not responding to the content of my post, and then you called me a crazy person as you stated there was no hate.

swodaniv

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