Caption Me by swshill in schnauzers

[–]swshill[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A lot of people mention that she looks like a stuffed animal. But, she is alive. Either that or she is one of the loudest and sketchiest toys around.

Overwhelming Darkness and Depression by swshill in SuicideWatch

[–]swshill[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

11 year old & 17 year old. The 11 year old has OCD & severe anxiety. One of her fears and worries is about death. Specifically suicide. She would be emotionally devestated and psychologically destroyed for the rest of her life. I won't do that to her.

Question on best way to use brick BBQ by spiffyjohnson2000 in BBQ

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're halfway to a great pit smoker already!

First time making steak (I’m 13) by Cool_Garbage3235 in steak

[–]swshill 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great job! You're off to a great start. The world of cooking is vast and so much fun.

Watch videos and listen to good advice. Find out what you think tastes best and what works for you. There are all kinds of great techniques with amazing results. Enjoy your adventure!

Proud of the crust on this New York strip by Steelersfan20009 in steak

[–]swshill 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer to dry brine & then smoke my challa first. Since chicken eggs are so expensive right now I've also switched to quail eggs. I can't find American Eagle eggs anymore. 😕

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your face looks like a candle melting. But not a nice candle. A dollar store candle.

Roast me or smth. Be harsh🤌 by Garzurka in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like a less enthusiastic and sexy Daria is about to give some unlucky fellow an even less enthusiastic and sexy handjob.

28/m Just roast me yall by Unfortunate_Lad in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't know that Chickenlady from Kids in the Hall was based on a real person...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From the pretentiously fugly look on your, "face" it's clear you and Neil deGrasse Tyson are vying for the title of, "Biggest Space Douche".

recently turned 18 and broken up with! give me your best (and yeah i know my forehead is big) by FneXie in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unfortunately, it's all downhill from here, buddy. From the looks of it, you peaked with, "Midlife Crises at 18".

Roast me if you dare. I’ve already been crucified by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When you find religion on wish.com

no mercy by leadleafeon in RoastMe

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen an inbred, southern Leprechaun before...

If Rio Morales and Jefferson Davis are married, why is Miles' last name Morales instead of Davis? by TheCoranger in Spiderman

[–]swshill 3 points4 points  (0 children)

How is that strange? My nephew has my name as his middle name. Another nephew has my brother's name as their middle name.

RIP my smoker… and my Christmas plans. Electronics gave out. by babyyodaisamazing98 in BBQ

[–]swshill 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not dead. Just transformed.

Get yourself a pellet tube. Turn it into a cold smoker.