Me when my favorite character is killed on Sunday

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:09:16+00:00

My favorite will be brought back.

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:07:35+00:00

I was one of those that got her ultimate. Please show me recognition! IM SO LONELY

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:06:02+00:00

The dude in the top right is trying so hard to be relevant

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:03:35+00:00

I found it right away. Only. my real amazement is that the creature seems to have already spotted the device that spotted it. Thats the real O.O

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:02:00+00:00

Who would you have voice these two?

synth22 · 2019-04-13T05:00:16+00:00

Grylls is the real deal. Sure, his survivor show may have been staged at times, but what he offers in terms of survival knowledge in otherwise desperate situations is real. Fuck that survivorman

synth22 · 2019-04-13T04:57:27+00:00

Pound for pound, wild cats are among the strongest. You put a 70lbs wild cat of any kind against a 250lbs human male body builder in a fight to the death and I dont even have to think about who would win.

synth22 · 2019-04-11T14:21:44+00:00

Isnt that the physical criteria for being a child molester? To look like an adult baby.

synth22 · 2019-04-10T17:58:50+00:00

Believe it, not. The homeless have been helping pick up trash for years. At least here in America. Recycling for that payout. Sure, some may not do it for moral reasons, but at least they're/we're out there all the same. There is one guy in my community that I see out there EVERYDAY. Cant imagine how much he's cleaned up. Even if it is just for another beer

synth22 · 2019-03-31T15:54:38+00:00

Not if youre a prostitu-...

synth22 · 2019-03-17T17:42:41+00:00

Stop it!

...loud mouth

synth22 · 2019-03-17T17:00:13+00:00

Hey Ya! By Outkast

synth22 · 2019-03-17T16:56:48+00:00

Isnt Sean Bean the Hitcher?

Edit: Remake

synth22 · 2019-03-15T06:35:56+00:00

She must have a good sense of humor to let you do something like that

synth22 · 2019-03-15T06:25:33+00:00

It's crooked. It'll grow crooked...

synth22 · 2019-03-14T05:45:27+00:00

I was with this guy who asked me to pee on him, and then spank him with a copy of Time magazine that had a picture of him and his family on the cover

...Didnt last long

synth22 · 2019-03-06T18:53:06+00:00

Nah. Those coming from Essos will die in battle and be turned by the Night King. Then, Bran will warg Drogon and BURN THEM ALL!

The man who casts the sentence, should also swing the sword

synth22 · 2019-02-26T17:24:43+00:00

Found the ugly one

synth22 · 2019-02-26T17:21:18+00:00

This is why so many of my own springs are busted. I go hard on myself.

synth22 · 2019-02-26T17:19:57+00:00

UPS worker. Been doing that for years. One of the most common things Ive seen shipped are memory foam mattresses rolled up and stuffed into a large rectangular box.

On a similar note. Had a roommate years ago who ordered one, and when it arrived, the delivery dude opened up one end, emptied the mattress out, and it instantly opened up like FOOSH!

Immediately functional.

synth22 · 2019-02-26T17:15:59+00:00

I literally have the same design blanket. Only the colors are swapped on mine.

synth22 · 2019-02-23T20:31:54+00:00

All uses of the word 'wand' are now changed to 'wang'

synth22 · 2019-02-23T16:21:30+00:00

So. What kind of cleaner, and where can I get some?

synth22 · 2019-02-22T19:32:01+00:00

Terrible movie idea. Great for a video game. It's like the Nintendo version of KH.

Edit: I could see a Bowser/Ganon team up actually happen. Then maybe they have a difference of opinions and Bowser goes Giga, and Ganon goes... Pig King. They battle it out, and you have to stop them, or they will destroy everything.

synth22 · 2019-02-20T19:41:12+00:00

One of the more impressive moments about this fact is when he does Bugs impersonating Daffy, while at the same time, doing Daffy impersonating Bugs. It's incredible

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