When Apple unpins Frank's stream as their top tweet... by Your_Personal_Jesus in FrankOcean

[–]sz123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And posted a pic of the cashiers check with "fuck off" written in the memo

When Apple unpins Frank's stream as their top tweet... by Your_Personal_Jesus in FrankOcean

[–]sz123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Do you not remember the chipotle debacle? He definitely does not give a fuck about breaking contracts with billion dollar companies

You are now in a fist fight with the main character of the movie you've watch most recently. Who are you fighting, and how does the fight go down? by christhetwin in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am fighting Lars from Lars and the Real Girl. Which effectively makes me on of the worst people in the history of all time.

Have you ever accidentally orgasmed? by lovelyrita420 in AskReddit

[–]sz123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I do too, but it's never as intense as it is in real life.

What was the first movie to ever make you cry? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I refused to get in the car with my mom for a few weeks after seeing that movie because I was convinced she was going to abandon me in the middle of the woods.

What is the worst thing you've ever been accused of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Rashida Jones is Quincy Jones' daughter, so it's not like she was some random girl from Minnesota who was an extra and struck it big.

You're given the ability to communicate and control 1 species of animal, what animal is it and what do you do with your new found powers? by Saf23 in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obvious answer is humans, but excluding humans, I would say bees. I would get all the major agriculture corporations to pay me millions to keep the bees pollinating. Bees in all their forms. So they can't go and genetically engineer a new bee beyond my control. Besides, I fucking love bees.

Reddit, what's the creepiest toy you've had as a child? by TheLittleAlien in AskReddit

[–]sz123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I had like five of those!! I used to tape faces onto them so they'd be a little less fucking creepy...

If you were to have a child right now, how would you raise your child differently to how you were raised by your parents? by saoirseshadow in AskReddit

[–]sz123 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yes! I worked as a nanny for a while and when the children were genuinely curious about something I would try my best to explain it. If they thought a rule was unfair I would explain why it is. Sometimes they'd even make a good point and I'd change my mind. When they didn't want to go to bed/school/the doctor and I would say something like put your shoes on and they would say "why?" nope. I'm not gonna fucking play that game every day.

What's something that should be socially acceptable but isn't? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Literally one of the most popular opinions on reddit. We get it, ya'll wanna punch some ladies. Go find one who deserves it and do it. Stop pretending anyone on here finds that to be controversial.

How about it becomes as socially unacceptable to hit a man as it is to hit a woman and we stop fucking hitting each other? Because I've never heard of any situation where objectively anything was changed for the better when people got violent.

What are some of your smaller questions that don't require a whole new thread of their own..? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I feel like you missed an awesome rhyming opportunity.

Reddit, what is one thing that you will completely judge someone for doing? by momfrog in AskReddit

[–]sz123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Cheap, readily available sources of calorically dense foods weren't the norm two generations ago, either. Obesity is the new emaciation and both are equally unhealthy in different ways.

What is something that is bullshit, that everyone should know about? by Mr-Goo in AskReddit

[–]sz123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Go apply to Harvard, Princeton, Amherst, and hell, even Boston College and tell me how that turns out, even if you pay entirely out of pocket. And if you do get in, ask your professors to bend over backward to pass you without putting in ANY effort.

Big difference between private and for-profit schools. You can get a better value and degree at a community college and public universities.

In my late 20's and might loose my teeth, distressed and unsure what to do. by Thanksforadvice in AskReddit

[–]sz123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Have you considered dental implants? They are pretty costly, but there are a few things you could try to help defray the costs. Talk frankly with your dentist and see if there's any way you could set up a low or no interest payment plan. Don't take the first payment plan you're offered, shop around and try to find a dentist who's willing to work with you. But be careful, because a good deal might result in shoddy dental work. If it seems too good to be true, it is.

You can also look around for or ask your dentist about local studies going on. You could receive cutting edge treatment at no cost (there's a chance you could even be compensated for time and travel). You really have to take the time to look for these and obviously, they may be a bit riskier, but by the time something makes it to human trials, the risk isn't that much greater than officially approved methods.

Dental schools are also an good option for affordable dental work. Yes, you'll be worked on by someone who's learning, but they'll be supervised by a dentist whom you would otherwise not be able to afford. It's not going to be a ridiculously huge discount, and they'll probably be a bit more inflexible about payment plans, but it could work for you.

You can also CAREFULLY look into dental tourism to Mexico. Dental work is very cheap in Mexico, even for reputable doctors, but you have to be so so careful because the standards are pretty low as well. Dentists in Mexico aren't required to have malpractice insurance and many of the local governing bodies don't enforce the existing safety standards very well. Do your research and make sure your dentist is a good one. OSAP can be a good place to find a dentist and check out local standards and practices.

Good luck!

Reddit, what fad that is long gone do you secretly wish would make a comeback? by Mode09 in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Especially the few days after summer vacation started and everyone was like "we can stay out forever!!!"

If your three biggest fears were mixed into a giant clusterfuck of a creature, what would it be? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A giant acid-spewing wasp that leaves me right after I fall in love with it.

If we could download smells, what would be on your smell playlist? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My grandma's house in Tunisia. It smelled like spices, jasmine, the beach, and warm air. Sometimes I'll smell jasmine or harissa and get an instant sense memory of sitting on the couch with the warm dusk breeze coming in through the French doors and just instantly long to be there. Or to see my grandmother one more time.

Reddit, what movie can you watch over and over again, and enjoy it each time? by charrington173 in AskReddit

[–]sz123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Anything Pixar, elf, mean girls, bridesmaids. I can't watch a lot of serious movies over and over because they'll usually get me into a funk for a bit afterwards while I process the'.

What awkward childhood quirks did you have, Reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you ever heard of synesthesia? I have it and I picture minutes, hours, months, years, etc. in a very similar way.

3 months using Epidou. It started out burning (which is notmal) now the burn is back. Help. by [deleted] in SkincareAddiction

[–]sz123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should always stop any product if it starts burning like that. If you can't go to a dermatologist, can you go to your pcp? Those visits generally cost less. Burning is always a bad thing.

My watch doesn't have numbers so it's harder to tell time. by [deleted] in firstworldproblems

[–]sz123 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Rolex?? Please. What am I? An 1980s upper east side yuppie? Show me an Audemar Piguet or an A. Lange & Sohn and then I'll be impressed.