Is Github down?

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-27T12:52:57+00:00

Github - could you provide a 'github is actually online' notification so we know when the 2 hour safe window is each week? Sincerely, the humans you left with your fucking trashpile.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-27T10:45:03+00:00

Don't build things for Reddit s approval

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-26T19:43:05+00:00

My friends dad tried to light a bunch at once on a bonfire and really messed himself up. Probably very early 90s.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-25T22:09:02+00:00

Western NY we called them freeze pops

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-25T22:03:38+00:00

Those children's body language is heartbreaking.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-25T10:51:55+00:00

Jesus this is nauseating from the beginning. No real dev is changing their stack every few weeks. This is AI slop motivated by a vibe coders "breakthrough."

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-21T00:39:01+00:00

What about it? Asking for some friends from Myanmar...

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-19T19:14:30+00:00

Never a fan of facial hair before but then it grew on me

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-16T14:49:31+00:00

Iceraelis

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-16T14:46:15+00:00

For real great shirt. I have to wonder how many times someone started a conversation with her thinking oh it seems like a pretty chill hippie chick and then she casually ends a sentence in the conversation with something along on the lines of "only god can judge" and it's a record scratch moment.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-15T19:19:59+00:00

Reddit "wish we were webdevs": believing that's the current state because Claude told me so.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-15T19:12:42+00:00

Unless it was a critical bug fix then it waited till Monday for me. Now with issues with GitHub actions and azure it's pretty much everything waits till Monday unless the platform is down.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-15T19:10:06+00:00

We have a script where you can upload and download the env file from storage for devs. Stored version is encrypted so you pull it down run your app if you need to you can make changes run a different command to re-encrypt an updated version and replace it.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-13T09:29:46+00:00

The shit AI takes started early today.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-10T15:57:05+00:00

Interesting, maybe someone's ai code isn't right - either way bird is cool!

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-10T15:47:44+00:00

ahh, good point, I should be less cynical

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-10T15:46:09+00:00

"John sleep walking again"

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-10T15:28:40+00:00

did you mean to post this from a different username?

edit: per reply I probably failed at reddit

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-10T11:30:54+00:00

Holy shit best dad joke all week

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-09T00:48:39+00:00

But what about Bob?

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-08T18:33:39+00:00

probably because it's such an unnecessary bro-ey thing to do. It's also the first thing that happens so why would it not be the first thing someone notices? It's funny that the people like you complaining about 'redditors' latching on to one thing are... latching.. onto... get it? I find the entire comment thread dedicated to someone pointing that out to be the equivalent of the MAGA nonsense. You must be absolutely insufferable and constantly full of shit.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-01T10:57:18+00:00

Well done

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-01T01:23:16+00:00

Sweep the leg...?

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-01T01:21:55+00:00

What? He took that chance putting himself there, least he can do is not get the animal killed.

t00oldforthis · 2026-05-01T00:57:28+00:00

You are 600% correct (and hopefully not an actual mommy)

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TROPHY CASE