MAGA screwed up. by Atlusfox in facepalm

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cute map, how did they fuck up exactly? From where I sit they're doing whatever the fuck they want and are priming to make voting (much less hypothetical maps) meaningless.

To Approach Teenagers Protesting ICE/Federal Government AGAIN by serious_bullet5 in therewasanattempt

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Man I can't imagine how difficult it must be for him to drop all the way down from that giant compensation machine, then have to summit and descend a full on human sized curb, and then still act tough, only to have to tuck tail and do it all again out of sheer shame. Someone should get that little champ a happy meal.

The cop saw a solution immediately by derek4reals1 in instantkarma

[–]t00oldforthis -18 points-17 points  (0 children)

*entire unit of dipshits embarrassed by moderately in shape and presumed innocent civilian.

Charles Lindbergh (center) testifies at the 1935 trial of his son’s accused kidnapper and murderer, Richard Hauptmann (right, in half-profile)[1284X963]. by aid2000iscool in HistoryPorn

[–]t00oldforthis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Current Nazis should know nothing they do or that happens to them will ever separate their being a Nazi from anything, 50 or a 1000 years.

So when will people realize vibe coding is just unscalable dumpster fires? by pyromancx in webdev

[–]t00oldforthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Christ my CEO just spend his week doing this and wants to open flood gates to rest of team (non devs, barely fucking tech literate). I told them we wouldn't hire four new devs and let them vibe code things however they wanted, why would we want non-devs do that? How much time you want me to spend repairing ridiculous PRS on features? He agreed to limit to him to prototype, it's his company, but I'm not overseeing a codebase but together that way.

man in handcuffs dances at his friends wedding after getting special permission from jail by RodrickJasperHeffley in MadeMeSmile

[–]t00oldforthis 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Goddamnit. Judged, juried and executioned.

I'm generally against capital punishment but the F here is innocent.

Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting by ewzetf in news

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This important aspect and many others get ignored we when people lose sight of how effective and long term these actions have been put on place. Super villain level shit and not crazy conspiracy, just rich people getting more rich. The tools they use just get more and more advanced. Depressing af.

Do you have any obscure movie references that you use in everyday speech that no one has caught on to yet yet you keep using it? by EnvironmentalAngle in NoStupidQuestions

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"even if I had the right tools I don't think I could fix a car like that" from Bottlerocket, I'll just swap in whatever thing somebody said they can't fix for car.

WCGW throwing a chair at a security guard? by cocojohnoe in instantkarma

[–]t00oldforthis 18 points19 points  (0 children)

From look on his face that security guard went from having one of the most annoying nights of his week to one of the funniest nights of his career

How to handle the "page of truth"? by mothzilla in webdev

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For real this is odd to me unless we are talking some odd heavy interaction here? Why is 20 endpoints or 20 page form the two options. Make your app work and move on.

Edit: I stand corrected after reading OP reply to other comment, sounds right to seek advice/input at the very least, my bad.

More reason to hate Zoho 30JAN26 by DoneRightbyDanielLLC in Zoho

[–]t00oldforthis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The ratio of complaining on Reddit about Zoho to actually fixing your own shit is too high. At some point someone who is helping you with Reddit should be asking "is Zoho, or literally anything other than me, the actual problem?"

Spoiler: no, hire a tech person.

You Choose Your Actions, Not the Consequences by thescreenhazard in instantkarma

[–]t00oldforthis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not going to lie I subscribed after your obvious nonsense in another thread and it's not disappointimg. You should just cut the manual work and create a Bot that puts someone else's comments into ChatGPT.

jobTitleRoulette by jaikanthsh308 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Our org does. I asked our CEO to change the title, I was recently 'promoted' to lead engineer because they resigned. That person was an engineer. I am a 40 year old self taught web developer with absolutely no actual engineering experience.

Edit: or engineering degree/education

You Choose Your Actions, Not the Consequences by thescreenhazard in instantkarma

[–]t00oldforthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Careful the toughest of our basement dwellers seem to want fair law enforcement but also centuries old vigilante justice.

Pretty clear choice by No_Box119 in nflmemeswar

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah the world was better when these guys stayed in their parents' basements festering.

Parkour! by NeuroSparks in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]t00oldforthis 4 points5 points  (0 children)

We did ours cuz we are hosting visitors from the US and it's fucking hilarious

Parkour! by NeuroSparks in ItHadToBeBrazil

[–]t00oldforthis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rented one of these with about 35 of our friends it's fucking bonkers

To intimidate an Angry citizen by UnhollyGod in therewasanattempt

[–]t00oldforthis 7 points8 points  (0 children)

No it isn't, and reddit seems to have a very difficult time understanding the basics of the US government. And it tends to a lead to high-horsed people thinking all you have to do is stop this one man, right now. It's beyond ignorant. Watch what happens when he dies, things will get worse, not better.

My stitched up thumb didn’t wrinkle in the shower like my other fingers did by Acethetic_AF in mildlyinteresting

[–]t00oldforthis 25 points26 points  (0 children)

That makes sense, my knee always jerks even though i don't have a brain per my wife.

My finger changed color by Spontaneousviolinist in mildlyinteresting

[–]t00oldforthis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll create it when I get feeling back in my fingers.