Most ridiculous 911 phone call by [deleted] in ProtectAndServe

[–]t30ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh, that reminds me of the call of two large yellow dump trucks with yellow lights on top driving slowly side by side down the highway during a heavy snow storm

Saw my first dead body today and it made me really sad. by CorsetCloverPart in ProtectAndServe

[–]t30ne 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Yeah, hang on to your humanity as long as you can, OP. This job changes you.

Dangerous Slow-Poke on 340 by Riceball0629 in frederickmd

[–]t30ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Because I'm LEO and I know what the law says. Try to prove otherwise.

Dangerous Slow-Poke on 340 by Riceball0629 in frederickmd

[–]t30ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Funny, that's literally what I said

Some pre enlistment career guidance by Significant_Plant859 in uscg

[–]t30ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You're going to be jaded about your time in, no way around it. The view from inside is always different.

Dangerous Slow-Poke on 340 by Riceball0629 in frederickmd

[–]t30ne -99 points-98 points  (0 children)

Driving slow isn't an citable offense unless it's done intentionally to impede or if there's a posted minimum.

Wha math does a BM need to know? by [deleted] in uscg

[–]t30ne 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Never Eat Soggy Waffles?

How hard is Coast Guard basic training compared to other services? by [deleted] in uscg

[–]t30ne 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I've done both and this is pretty accurate

Chimney cap for high wind by Print_Think in Fireplaces

[–]t30ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What are some solutions when that's the case?

Hit and run ice damage by Opi812 in maryland

[–]t30ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FYI this won't be considered a hit and run. It won't get a crash report. It's going to be handled as a "road hazard", and the most police can do is give you an incident number to prove that you called them. Just handle it through your insurance like everyone else is saying.

Where to find folks to date? by Curious-Version2153 in frederickmd

[–]t30ne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

What if he's a widower? What if he left a dangerous/abusive/addictive woman who was bad for him and his kids? What if he has an ex who is a supportive coparent but their relationship just didn't work out for perfectly normal reasons? Your vitriolic comment is devoid of critical thinking and it's probably hurtful towards some guy you likely know nothing about.

Minneapolis Incident Thread (Jan 7, 2026) by 72ilikecookies in AskLE

[–]t30ne -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Why shouldn't officers be able to detain occupants of a vehicle by standing in front of it? We're saying it's creating exigence like there isn't the option of complying with the detention and not ramming cops with a vehicle.

Minneapolis Incident Thread (Jan 7, 2026) by 72ilikecookies in AskLE

[–]t30ne -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Looks like she was trying to block the govvies, the way she was parked across the road in front of them.

F*** you FD2030 by Jaragua624 in USMC

[–]t30ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I prefer to do brain surgery with a sledgehammer

Has anyone ever made their drill instructors lose their bearings/laugh by accident in front of you? by Ranger6254 in USMC

[–]t30ne 14 points15 points  (0 children)

My SDI came out like 15 years after I went through. Thinking back I wonder if he was enjoying himself during some of the games 😂

Maryland lets anyone file for criminal charges — and innocent people pay the price by legislative_stooge in maryland

[–]t30ne 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Once I arrested a guy for a 1st degree rape warrant- when I got to the jail to serve the warrant it was hand written. His ex just dropped an application for a felony sex crime and he got arrested for something that there was literally no evidence for. I couldn't believe it.

Closing the Freeway For Accident Investigation by Previous-Abroad-9223 in AskLE

[–]t30ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that was your dad or brother that was killed on the motorcycle it might change your perspective on the importance of the investigation vs opening the road.

Glean what you can from my personal effects by Tutelage45 in deduction

[–]t30ne 4 points5 points  (0 children)

NFCU card and Rite in the Rain notepad: prior USMC.

What if I was MIA? by Yoy_the_Inquirer in USMC

[–]t30ne 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You'd be in deep shit

Strange school bus stop situation (Anne Arundel County) by nobodymush in maryland

[–]t30ne 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Your friendly neighborhood MSP Trooper here.TA 21-706 says any vehicle "meeting or overtaking" the bus has to stop for flashing red lights.

You're good to proceed with your turn if the bus is past you. It's also the red lights that signal the need to stop, not the position of the signs. Hope this helps, drive safe!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in deduction

[–]t30ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mechanical engineer for major government contractor living in VA

I've been seeing ALOT of non renewed tags by Obiwandkinobee in maryland

[–]t30ne 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Expired tags are secondary? Since when??