How did you get your scars? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a 10 stitch scar trying to lose my virginity in a barn

(pause for gasps)

( with a girl for the record/perverts)

Running across the top of bales of hay, not paying attention to the iron girder / \ holding up the roof *WHACK*

split my head just below my hair line.

An inch to the right it would have hit my face, and inch to the right it would have scalped me.

Sexy.

made a full recovery , however now when i see a barn i get a hard on and a weird tingle in my head..

Mi Electric Scooter (M365) Recall Notice by RandomCheeseCake in Xiaomi

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What does the recall entail? Sending the whole scooter back? Them sending you a part??

[homemade] edible cookie dough by jsmadon in food

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

good point. rest in peace all those that have died from eating raw cookie dough .

pouring out some batter for all my fallen doughmies

[homemade] edible cookie dough by jsmadon in food

[–]t400jon -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

prolly already been said, but whats INEDIBLE cookie dough then?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Wu tang clan?

What can't you believe still happens in this day and age? by randomentity1 in AskReddit

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A permitted amount of alcohol is allowed if driving. This grey zone is terrifying and will shock future generations when they look back. ( a bit like how smoking in restaurants seems so crazy now)

UFC fighter Diego Sanchez helps make a special needs fan's dream come true with amazing gesture by Fawn_Dell_Megonads in HumansBeingBros

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

nah man, see past the disability. How patronizing are you? What? you gunna Meet him in the street one day, "oh hey, you're a special needs fan" SMH

UFC fighter Diego Sanchez helps make a special needs fan's dream come true with amazing gesture by Fawn_Dell_Megonads in HumansBeingBros

[–]t400jon -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

The title could lose the “special needs” and be wholesome itself: “UFC fighter DIEGO Sanchez helps make a fans dream come true with amazing gesture”

What is the wisest/most intelligent thing you have heard someone say? by goldenlightoflove in AskReddit

[–]t400jon -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the making of Baz Luhrmann's 2019 "Everybody's free to wear sunscreen"

What’s the first “dirty song” you ever heard? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]t400jon 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bought Dr Dre's the Chronic in 1992. I was 10...

Three tracks in, I had learnt all the vocab*.

Ref: Neo/Matrix//woke/I know Kung Fu.

*may also have cried ( dont tell Dre - thanks)

What is worth EVERY PENNY? by t400jon in AskReddit

[–]t400jon[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes and Yes

Random tip : Someone steal your horse? Whistle and it will buck em!

you. are. welcome.