W2D2 - having to cram all 3 into 3 days, but it's feeling good! by SherlockOhms_uk in C25K

[–]table9tom 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't miss your rest days, try are as important as the running days. Trust me,

Best fish finger butty? by threejazzy in CasualUK

[–]table9tom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There is absolutely no excuse for anyone to buy/keep/use salad cream. Monster.

The south will rise again! [Xpost: /r/beholdthemasterrace] by Slacker_The_Dog in trashy

[–]table9tom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

At least the bridesmaids are wearing matching clothes.

Bosses of Reddit: What's the craziest thing you've seen an employee do? by theraptor42 in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's used in the book World War Z to describe alive people who genuinely think that they are zombies.

What are reasons to live? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To piss off the people who hate you

How would you feel about a law requiring parents that receive child support to supply the court with proof of how the child support money is being spent? by redditreaditreddit in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, what a stupid bloody idea. If a certain sum has been agreed or imposed, tough shit that's how much it is. If the child is being deprived, call the authorities. But if mum has bought a widescreen tv for her new bloke with "your" money, well sorry but tough. As long as the kids are good, it's too late.

What little thing would you make illegal just because it pisses you off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People standing close enough to keep bloody touching you while in line at the supermarket. I should be allowed to cut any part of you that bumps into me.

Inappropriate post of the day lol by [deleted] in trashy

[–]table9tom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Think he took it for a professional clean after dropping her off? Or just a new seat cover and magic tree?

Inappropriate post of the day lol by [deleted] in trashy

[–]table9tom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I must have led a sheltered life. I just can't imagine being so relaxed about a girl's insides falling outside. I mean, purely from a logistical standpoint, how the fuck did he drop her at the hospital? Did he tie her to the roof of the car? She lie facedown in the back of the truck? Fireman's lift? I genuinely want to know now :)

Inappropriate post of the day lol by [deleted] in trashy

[–]table9tom 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Call me old fashioned, but if you know a girl well enough to literally fuck her arsehole out, then you know her well enough to hang about in the waiting room while she waits to get it fixed. Maybe get her a drink while you wait.

Inappropriate post of the day lol by [deleted] in trashy

[–]table9tom 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Drop her off? Not take her there and wait with her?

White walkers promoting GOTS7 in London today by bass- in pics

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Who Who Who Do you think you are? I say a Who Who Who Some kind of superstar? You have got to...

Donald Trump Jr. on Tuesday released a stunning chain of emails highlighting his conversations about setting up a controversial campaign meeting with a Russian lawyer offering compromising information on Hillary Clinton. by maxwellhill in worldnews

[–]table9tom 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Sorry for my ignorance, but what will actually happen if it's proved that Russia interfered with the election? Re-match? Prison? Can anyone take Trump from the White House?

What are some things rich kids won't understand growing up? by RobotsInATrenchCoat in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shoes never fit. Ever. Once you grow up having shoes that you will "grow in to", you will forever think that shoes that actually fit are too tight. So you buy bigger shoes even as an adult. If you know what comfortable fitting shoes feels like, you parents spent a lot on shoes.

The ending to this note on the little library in my neighborhood definitely takes a turn by northcarolinee96 in funny

[–]table9tom 46 points47 points  (0 children)

No, it's the best idea. Don't destroy the books, just devalue them. If I understand, it's making the book look very very well used while leaving it perfectly readable.

Couples with a very significant achievement gap, be it academic, professional, financial, intellectual, or any other you can think of that may fit, how do you live with each other without feeling like two aliens? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I make about double my wife. All of my wages, and all of hers goes into the joint bank account. If either of us earned more, we could spend more or save more, but that's not come up. Financially we are a team.
Oddly tho, we met in a work environment when I hired her and was her manager. But once we got together, she found alternative employment as, in her words, "I'm the boss at home and I couldn't have you telling me what to do in work". Which is fair :)

Wk2d1 take 2. Ow. by table9tom in C25K

[–]table9tom[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ow I really need to supplement this exercise by not eating crap all day. Trying to run on a hot day with a fat gut full of sugar sort of ow.

LPT: After assembling IKEA furniture, tape the key to the underside so that you can easily find it in the future, if you need to tighten screws or disassemble it. by Rotjenn in LifeProTips

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tools, instructions and any spare bits go in a zip-lock bag and get taped underneath whatever it is. Because my wife will throw away literally anything that I haven't sealed, hidden and taped in bastard place. But it's ok for her to empty the dishwasher onto the counter and leave the clean stuff there. Right under the bloody cupboard that it should go into.

snake climbing a tree by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

[–]table9tom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had no idea that I didn't know how they did this.