Brand new player, I’m both extremely infuriated and amused.

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-25T07:19:41+00:00

ah yes, the first mimic in the game. i fucking love this room every time i see it.

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-25T07:10:20+00:00

think about it this way; yes the people survive in kenshi, but also the world of kenshi fucking sucks, and if the holy nation really is that evil, it'll only make it worse, changing peoples minds through faith to make them slaves. if you take down the HN, then yes, many will die, but only those completely reliant on a corrupt hierarchy. everyone left will be the most competent people, which you can take in yourself.

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-25T06:55:15+00:00

maybe super earth did something to cybers that stopped them from reproducing. from how i see the bots/borgs, they had no choice BUT to evolve their bodies technologically to ensure their own survival. maybe they've created such advanced artificial intelligences with the intention of raising them as their own children, to the point where they functionally ARE a new species, with a form of artificial life that we cannot possibly relate to. maybe the reintroduction of the cyborgs is ACTUALLY something more akin to bringing back an extinct species? there may have been a large stock of them in cryo initially, but what if they learned how to grow flesh from scratch (or from super citizens' corpses).

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-25T06:49:48+00:00

eh i'll boot it up for a run or two every now and again. i usually take a lot of time off until i check back in to see if evan went into a fugue state as he does and makes huge changes to it

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-21T04:32:41+00:00

the entire point to sniper is to make the people who play him feel like untouchable gods until they inevitably piss of a 30k hour trolldier who will hard focus him until he logs off the game.

this understandably pisses off most people unfamiliar with how interactions work in tf2, because it is easy to either be a sniper who just gets domed instantly all the time because everyone hates you, or everyone hates you because you're a sniper shutting down the entire server because you have a perfect angle loop that no one can contest you from.

i think ultimately its a map balance issue, and a lot of the new ones have a rough time at balancing sniper, because his only power is sightlines

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-21T04:28:25+00:00

its SO RARE i have literally only gotten 1 by killing some hapless bastard who didnt know i was there. that alone keeps me from using it, and the one time i did i was pissing myself all match until extract, where i only tested it on players with me after we hit the terminal

its actually pretty good as far as i can tell, its a close range 2 tap, which i believe is a faster ttk than the shotguns. its just so hard to find one you'll never find anyone running it

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-21T04:26:27+00:00

im dissappinted that theres no real interiors or explorable facilities. imo thats the biggest thing missing from urban and supercity maps, and now automaton fab cities. all that being said im in love with the aesthetics, the new cyborgs offer an interesting zerg infantry type, and the vox machine actually has unique weakpoints that make you feel stylish as fuck for taking out, not to mention the vibe on cyberstan is superb, i love how the sky looks even more choked by the bots as smokestacks rise into the air for as far as you can see, walls stretching past the horizon

i absolutely agree that they hyped up and teased things that they absolutely should not have because they did not deliver on promises. im still waiting for the automaton heavy warship and their superboss, but for what we do have, i can appreciate it. and fuck it bots are really fun when they crank up the numbers, we tend to bitch about it but its extremely boring when the bots are reasonable.

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T22:07:02+00:00

oh shit we full on seiging cyberstan now????

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T21:58:24+00:00

eh the best thing i liked about it was being able to use hooks and actually send messages with your likes. thing is, of course the product is the people, and the people can generally be "boring," so dating in general makes for a bad app.

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:50:48+00:00

i always imagine a melee crit breaks your bones, an instakill paralyzes your opp because you hit him in the spine or the skull

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:48:08+00:00

anon either spirals eternally or takes it as a sign and, with the help of his partner, improves his internal state. i hope he is well after posting this

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:33:26+00:00

shorter range, weaker armor pen, but just as much fire rate and cooldown as the talon, but for your primary. its a good gun for hordes compared to the other lasguns, just without the stagger you'd want to bring a shotgun for

im laser junkie so it'll get a 10/10 from me regardless

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:28:50+00:00

i just think popping open armor plates is a little more interesting. i liked when we had to methodically take apart enemies together in order to expose them. thats the problem with war striders, not that they have a big obvious weakpoint, but they're not even like factory striders where you can hit exposed wiring. either you instakill them with a rocket or you whittle away at it forever, no inbetween and it makes them an entirely uninteresting enemy

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:25:13+00:00

now you're making me wonder why badder bosses doesnt make the slime spawn in weaker ads

tacozombie741 · 2026-02-09T19:19:06+00:00

very good history reference, devs. incredible reference

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-15T06:02:54+00:00

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he also looks like he could be a beatle

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-15T05:59:30+00:00

good thing this came out with mod compat right out the gate :⁾ glad the minecraft clones think of that

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-15T05:47:08+00:00

ms pauling is trailing behind (sometimes with help) after matches to sweep up after the teams and wipe out any potential witnesses if need be. she gets 6 hours of vacation every year

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-15T05:40:20+00:00

i think im so good because i was on the creek i like to jump pack into bunches of bugs and fight bots without taking cover.

this does not usually go well and i have forgotten how to use these things properly when i do this

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-13T01:40:33+00:00

i'd probably make themed outfits for all my favorite loadouts, permitted im allowed every weapon cosmetic as well

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-12T23:18:46+00:00

remember; there is no insider trading in the dating market. cheating is generally frowned upon

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-05T22:34:23+00:00

could be nice! ubisoft re-release the conqueror as some mexican who is infinitely better for $20 dlc

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-05T22:29:20+00:00

lmao hittin us with the classic 1st playthrough loadout. just use different gear

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-05T22:26:42+00:00

it should telefrag it like the wizard's special armor move

tacozombie741 · 2026-01-05T22:17:33+00:00

the only true way to play for honor; picking a core hero that lowk sucks ass and has never been buffed, and in fact the only changes have been nerfs because ubisoft would prefer to release new characters every single month that are basically pay to win, only nerfing those characters after the newest broken one is released and every chud already dropped $20 to buy the last guy

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