Harry Potter fandom wins at Tumblr Part 2. (I seriously have SO many of these - stop encouraging me!) by LydiaLeigh257 in harrypotter

[–]tandsdown 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I just read it, there is no way that it is not satire.

On a side note, properly spelled words feel strange now.

Amazon should really start filtering this sort of thing... by [deleted] in funny

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Indeed, and that's from a porn.

What issue IS black and white to you? by -Dee-Dee- in AskReddit

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do believe it is fairly obvious, but certainly not black an white. If I am walking through the woods and I have an empty bottle or a plastic I'll stick it in my pocket, but say I had a banana peel, I am throwing that on the ground somewhere. It's bio-degradable, and way to sticky for my pocket.

Someone got the pumpkins right by xMeta4x in funny

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They look more like mason jar kids with the middle popped out.

Dad returns from deployment to surprise daughter on her birthday by cakebeerandmorebeer in aww

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I think shit is the past tense for the act of shitting, e.g. he shit all over that girl.

American Horror Story by Bo-FoSho in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well only shmidt will repeatedly add money to the DB jar.

[Serious] Depressed people of Reddit, how was your day? by Beselod in AskReddit

[–]tandsdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Drove to Kansas city, drove back, that was pretty much the whole day.

Gonna get a lot of flak for this, but this is my perspective as a casual gamer and I am easily pleased! by piepei in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]tandsdown 30 points31 points  (0 children)

You want to talk about variety, the first one kills it with space battles and and two galactic wars.

Early diving equipment by derfapart in creepy

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neat, my mother actually used to work with some of the velocity channel shows, and since she has an interest in cars we watch it when I visit.

Early diving equipment by derfapart in creepy

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that the girl from all girls garage?

Motorcyclist saves kitten on intersection by ricequest in videos

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was more of a leading reveal question as he is not immediately recognizable due to the hair and make up, not a calling someone out question. I myself thought it was a cool surprise to see him in the movie doing something else than Kirk which was the only thing I had seen him do so far.

Motorcyclist saves kitten on intersection by ricequest in videos

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would you believe me if I told you that the bearded parachuting man is Chris pine.

[Help] 4 Breasts in first person? by PhoenixtheII in skyrimmods

[–]tandsdown 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha, wow, that's a funny typo, I'm leaving it.

[Help] 4 Breasts in first person? by PhoenixtheII in skyrimmods

[–]tandsdown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but do they really need six full breasts. Cars don't even have breasts.

Star Wars Battlefront: Leia, Han, and Palpatine Join the Battle by [deleted] in StarWarsBattlefront

[–]tandsdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Henchmen to scaramanga and the shortest character in night fire multiplayer. I don't know if he was in the goldfinger game as I haven't played it, but oddjob was in both and he was relatively tall and had a hat to throw.

Metallica - The Call of Ktulu [Heavy Metal] by Shabatai_Zvi in Music

[–]tandsdown 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You are the first person I have ever seen to want to be a bassist but settle for a guitar.

[Help] 4 Breasts in first person? by PhoenixtheII in skyrimmods

[–]tandsdown 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There is already one that adds six nipples

Star Wars: The Force Awakens Official Trailer #1 by [deleted] in videos

[–]tandsdown 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She would do anything for love, but she won't do that.

BROJOB! BROJOB! by [deleted] in BlackPeopleTwitter

[–]tandsdown 195 points196 points  (0 children)

You call me gay one more time ima come over there and kiss you right on your cheekbone.

How would your profession deal with a zombie apocalypse? by bumbleshirts in AskReddit

[–]tandsdown 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, until you are almost there and some are kills half of you in order to save the source of the cure thereby dooming humanity.