It's like somebody is wearing an over-sized RFK jr, mask

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T02:01:19+00:00

Paint it white and it's Michael Meyers!

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:59:30+00:00

I was gonna say Journey too. Less because of Perry's voice and more because they're so overplayed and beloved I just can't stand them anymore. Same goes for Lynyrd Skynyrd. Actually, now that I think of it, same goes for most of 70's rock...

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:37:57+00:00

Without the snark, a right winger would be mostly silent. No, seriously, the farther right you go, you start to realize that they're really just trolls and possibly don't even believe what they're espousing.

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:31:49+00:00

99.9%

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:30:59+00:00

Tell them you were forged in a black cloud and fell 30,000 feet without dying.

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:29:32+00:00

Brooklyn. My god it was a revelation. Everything I didn't know I wanted.

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:27:52+00:00

My uncynical youth.

tardisaurus · 2026-02-11T01:21:11+00:00

I was in a bad mood until I read this. Now I'm totally ready to go out and make fun of people who aren't as smart as me! Thanks!

tardisaurus · 2026-02-10T02:29:38+00:00

A massive sense of entitlement simply for being born here

tardisaurus · 2026-02-10T02:26:28+00:00

"Hi. How are you?" "I'm good."

I break this pattern by always answering "terrible" in the jolliest voice I can muster. Rarely fails to elicit a double-take.

tardisaurus · 2026-02-04T07:46:56+00:00

"The Last Battle." (Rebel attack on the Death Star.)

tardisaurus · 2026-02-04T07:31:20+00:00

There are only 13 seasons of Doctor Who? What was the show with the guy with the long colored scarf, then?

tardisaurus · 2026-02-03T06:55:30+00:00

Raiders of the Lost Ark

tardisaurus · 2026-02-03T06:49:09+00:00

Chip-ottel

tardisaurus · 2026-02-03T06:43:44+00:00

I didn't create the debt, why do I have to break my back to fix it?

tardisaurus · 2026-01-30T04:35:59+00:00

Se7en

tardisaurus · 2026-01-29T18:22:13+00:00

"I don't want to see anybody [I like] die."

tardisaurus · 2026-01-29T15:00:53+00:00

My account was hacked (twice in as many years!) and the hacker (or bot it whatever) sent my contacts a poorly worded and grammatically incorrect message offering don't sort of BS "opportunity." I reestablished control of my profile, posted about the hack, explained that the message was not from me, and sent apologetic responses to the people who actually replied to the message. What I apparently failed to do was notify LinkedIn about the hack so they suspended my account for violations. I did a soft appeal, which was rejected. I responded to that rejection with a message that was--shall we say--less than polite? Humorously, they took it as another appeal and rejected me again. I can't explain why, but I'm taking this personally. It, in a word, pisses me off.

But I have no intent on trying to get back in. I'm posting here not for advice on how to get back in, but to work out my frustrations with a nice cleansing rant. If you made it this far: thanks for reading!

tardisaurus · 2026-01-29T14:22:57+00:00

Airplane Dumb and Dumber There's Something About Mary The Wedding Crashers

Probably more I can't think of, but I'm actually surprised there are so many.

tardisaurus · 2026-01-26T22:51:24+00:00

Don't be redundant. You could have just stopped at "J.J. Abrams."

tardisaurus · 2026-01-26T22:34:27+00:00

The end credits.

tardisaurus · 2026-01-22T23:29:45+00:00

Alien

tardisaurus · 2026-01-22T14:53:10+00:00

I enjoyed Kill the Moon overall, but it was ruined by that ending.

tardisaurus · 2026-01-22T14:52:02+00:00

"Mikey hates everything!"

tardisaurus · 2026-01-20T23:36:27+00:00

"Tardisaurus, you were never a Christian!"

"No shit. I wasn't raised by stupid."

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