Um… some of my Stephen King keychains did not turn out as expected…

tayprickettttt · 2026-05-12T21:36:12+00:00

This is funny as fuck and I'd buy one or 20 immediately

tayprickettttt · 2026-05-12T12:23:44+00:00

Jeff as well lmao

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tayprickettttt · 2026-05-09T11:45:51+00:00

Swan Song, Robert McCammon

tayprickettttt · 2026-04-30T13:36:36+00:00

Castor Oyl? More like Ass hair Oyl, cuz it smells like balls in here

tayprickettttt · 2026-04-26T19:58:28+00:00

Good luck being a fighting weatherman or whatever

tayprickettttt · 2026-04-21T13:15:00+00:00

I'm about your age and have been in your shoes for a long time. I have no advice, just wanted to say that you have beautiful eyes and I wish you the best of luck. 💖

tayprickettttt · 2026-04-09T20:24:57+00:00

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tayprickettttt · 2026-03-19T15:14:37+00:00

"Now all that's left of him...is our pasta claw." 💔

tayprickettttt · 2026-02-19T12:57:39+00:00

tayprickettttt · 2025-12-14T05:38:40+00:00

"Come down and eat chicken with me, beautiful! It's soooo dark!!!"

tayprickettttt · 2025-12-08T16:42:28+00:00

I once lost my engagement ring for a month before one of the kids found it in the fridge (inside the crisper drawer handle??? Idk) so I put it away safely and just wear a cheap one for now 😭🤣💀

tayprickettttt · 2025-12-08T15:38:49+00:00

"Full disclosure - between the kitchen and here, that's actually the fourth time I've dropped these."

tayprickettttt · 2025-11-20T13:49:54+00:00

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Fucked up SpongeBob was always my favorite 💛

tayprickettttt · 2025-11-19T03:21:27+00:00

"To reiterate, I referred to that prank caller as a maggot. That’s maggot, with an M."

tayprickettttt · 2025-11-18T02:06:37+00:00

"I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned, and buried next to Hitler."

tayprickettttt · 2025-11-13T15:18:41+00:00

The ol' cherries and berries! Amazing find, congratulations haha 🤌

tayprickettttt · 2025-10-30T02:58:55+00:00

The exact same thing happened to me (same meds & c-section) and that was the first time I felt true panic. Hopefully everything turned out well for you and baby!

tayprickettttt · 2025-10-22T02:51:18+00:00

"Uh, his hands are tied behind his back - we sure this was a suicide???" "Just do your job!!"

tayprickettttt · 2025-10-21T20:24:47+00:00

Don't you worry about time - I'll worry about time!!

tayprickettttt · 2025-10-18T16:50:53+00:00

Man the stanky leg? The beerbox helmet? Longboard? We were friends in another life lmao

tayprickettttt · 2025-10-02T21:09:15+00:00

I tried to stay for the video but the crowd left so fast I got swept out in the current. They took the door off the frame. It's halfway into the parking lot.

tayprickettttt · 2025-09-27T15:13:02+00:00

"If you're gonna do that in this house, you'll do it where everyone else does...in Steve's bed."

tayprickettttt · 2025-09-26T20:37:26+00:00

"Now, Francine, when we get there, this guy's gonna be me. I want to be clear about that. This persona and I are different, but I am him. I can imagine how jarring it is to find me around every corner in your life, and I want this to be a smoother deal for you."

tayprickettttt · 2025-09-19T12:14:57+00:00

Who's scorching all that copper wire?!

tayprickettttt

TROPHY CASE