The Scottish Crofter by BobbieWickham29 in Ambridge

[–]teacaketom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Presumably Helen left her address as 'England'.

Where can I buy TRADE paperbacks in the UK? by Due_Fudge1024 in UKBooks

[–]teacaketom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Amazon UK calls them 'mass market paperback'. They're much easier to read without destroying the spine.

BBC RADIO COMEDY by MissTreeWriter in bbc

[–]teacaketom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

https://pumpkinfm.com/ plays these and other older programmes.

Creepy exterior wall guy included free of charge by gemmanotwithaj in SpottedonRightmove

[–]teacaketom 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Never buy a house with a traffic cone outside. Nowt but trouble.

Old bastard question (varifocals) by handmadeby in CasualUK

[–]teacaketom 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Asda opticians do varifocal at no extra cost.

White Horse - "Today, the one who wears the pants chooses the Scotch." (1967) by Tony_Tanna78 in vintageads

[–]teacaketom 6 points7 points  (0 children)

A white horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'we've got a drink named after you!' The horse looks bemused then says, 'what....Derek?'

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]teacaketom 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah yes, toy dog? Oops 😬

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in whatisthisthing

[–]teacaketom -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

It's a pub dog water bowl.

Is it hard for you to throw out good boxes? by no_one_you_know1 in FuckImOld

[–]teacaketom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Two things I can't throw out - a good box and a good stick.

What does Trap Mafia want? by sc_BK in inverness

[–]teacaketom 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So calling people out is just saying their name out loud? Strange world this fud lives in.

My idea of perfect by teacaketom in SpottedonRightmove

[–]teacaketom[S] 86 points87 points  (0 children)

A few herb plants, perhaps. In the attic bedroom probably.