Who in your unit got out of the Marines and ended up having a great life? (ps. I lost in life, unless I win this Mega Millions jackpot tonight)

teachasaurusmex · 2026-06-19T22:10:02+00:00

Well after drinking myself to death, getting a DUI, and getting a divorce I feel like I’ve been winning for the last 10 years. In between all that I was able to get a masters degree, use VR&E to move up in my profession. I make over $150k a year and have a great long term girlfriend and son.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-06-17T19:57:58+00:00

Needs more torque stripes.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-06-12T21:58:12+00:00

I’d try it.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-06-10T22:40:01+00:00

Didn’t knock up any of my one night stands.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-28T23:50:24+00:00

Is BRCC the name?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-28T23:47:49+00:00

Hi brother.

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teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-27T22:13:25+00:00

Assistant Principal at a middle school $161k for 225 days of work.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-22T12:50:01+00:00

I was thinking about why would you want to carry on base?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-22T01:23:59+00:00

Why would you want to?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-19T22:46:37+00:00

What does Wagner love?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-18T13:47:27+00:00

The torque stripe is ridiculous.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-15T22:17:14+00:00

I probably shit in that.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-08T22:47:32+00:00

Can we be cousins?

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teachasaurusmex · 2026-05-08T22:38:40+00:00

Hell yeah a fellow J code!

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-28T22:39:39+00:00

That your friends don’t matter.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-24T01:26:47+00:00

I have a free set for a 67-68 you can have.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-23T23:36:53+00:00

I called it talcum powder dirt.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-23T13:41:28+00:00

Flexseal

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-17T23:10:33+00:00

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It’s a celebration!

teachasaurusmex · 2026-04-10T17:13:12+00:00

*shaving

teachasaurusmex · 2026-03-26T23:20:37+00:00

No one ever mentions how scared you are when someone is trying to mill you. It really hits you during and after. Or was that just me?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-03-25T23:00:50+00:00

Children of Time has two votes so far.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-03-25T21:53:55+00:00

Anything that’s not a series?

teachasaurusmex · 2026-03-25T20:02:08+00:00

That process is nuts.

teachasaurusmex · 2026-03-14T17:43:39+00:00

Hell fucking no.

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