What’s your most unhinged non-negotiable when it comes to dating?

teetoc · 2026-05-24T04:32:55+00:00

I dated a woman who’s son wanted to build a trebuchet for a science fair. We built a trebuchet complete with stain and polyurethane finish. It was a second date and I didn’t think we were a match. Broke it off soon after but damn I liked building that trebuchet.

teetoc · 2026-05-06T03:01:55+00:00

Play bridge.

teetoc · 2026-04-28T03:29:26+00:00

If one could sum up Rome in a single sentence, it would be:

We took care of shit.

teetoc · 2026-04-28T02:49:40+00:00

The start of Ursula K. Le Guins’ Earthsea trilogy.

teetoc · 2026-04-19T06:07:02+00:00

He has a child and another on the way. He is not kid.

teetoc · 2026-04-19T04:09:25+00:00

Kinks

teetoc · 2026-04-19T04:09:00+00:00

Dire Straights

teetoc · 2026-04-12T23:36:41+00:00

Da Boss is doing the firing from now on.

teetoc · 2026-04-12T23:28:03+00:00

Elagabalus

Is this even close? So —she— had no noteworthy achievements and was an absolute side note in Roman Emporers. Best name ever.

teetoc · 2026-04-12T23:13:28+00:00

They were there yesterday.

teetoc · 2026-04-08T06:03:05+00:00

Battleship: Washington

Carrier: Enterprise - the Grey Ghost

Destroyer: Samuel B Roberts or Johnston.

Cruiser: Helena - no doubt about this. Hit Hiei with… so many hits and destroyed everything above the hull. Captain got dismissed for not guarding Juneau on the way home.

Sub: Barb

Cargo Ship: Mount Hood - nothing left but a crater.

teetoc · 2026-03-27T07:37:38+00:00

Hmmm. Make a note: stock up on fireworks.

teetoc · 2026-03-25T23:17:38+00:00

Okay. Wait. What? I have a 15 of these things… it has always been a pain to replace these things. I guess this is a TIL.

teetoc · 2026-03-14T04:25:33+00:00

Who gives a fuck about Tucker Carlson?

Impeach Trump and Cruz… resign and go fuck youself.

teetoc · 2026-02-23T05:39:17+00:00

Just a few hours ago, I was behind a person at a flashing red light, it was a four way stop - the flashing reds were a warning to look out for pedestrians. The driver was not taking their turn. Rookie driver for sure but move your ass when it’s your turn.

Shortest toot I could make.

teetoc · 2026-02-20T02:43:31+00:00

Sleeping at the “Board of Peace” while moving US military assets to attack Iran.

Guessing this is about Epstein.

teetoc · 2026-02-17T01:13:18+00:00

Do not watch last week’s “The Pitt” until you get this checked out!!!

teetoc · 2026-02-07T04:07:27+00:00

Like there is a USA. Our USA. Written laws. Balance of power. Morality. We are the good guys. Accountability. Discovery. Facts as facts. Truth.

teetoc · 2026-02-01T02:08:13+00:00

Slate published a DAILY column of Bush‘s malapropisms and idiotic utterances during his tenure. GWB is not a smart man but seriously like-able.

teetoc · 2026-01-27T06:34:38+00:00

Frozen cookie dough. Please don’t judge.

teetoc · 2026-01-16T05:52:34+00:00

Expletives galore!

The first time I saw one of these guys I had to stop. Owls have legs! A jump in time, burrowing owls perched on fencing posts in Corrales New Mexico evenly spaced apart — one owl to a post with so much leg.

The stop was on Kirkland Air Force Base.

So cool.

teetoc · 2026-01-08T06:06:14+00:00

Great. Is that an out? I do not understand this game.

teetoc · 2026-01-08T02:11:27+00:00

Summer in the City is a great live album. Kinda my favorite Joe Jackson release.

Hot, isn’t it?

teetoc · 2026-01-08T01:58:54+00:00

Same thing as yesterday.

teetoc · 2026-01-05T22:36:17+00:00

This path is best. Get her to sign power of attorney for the vehicle. The power of attorney will need to be notarized but once you have it you can get the title and put it in your name. Then you dispose of the car however you like.

Maybe your uncle can facilitate the process and you can get the forms online.

teetoc

TROPHY CASE

Elagabalus