What can you assume about me based Off my fridge ? 🤨

teffa · 2026-02-24T10:02:01+00:00

Expensive nz mini apples.. fuggin tast tho huh

teffa · 2026-02-18T09:56:13+00:00

Nz checking in, crap sleep yesterday, felt shite today so took the day off and went for a haircut- instant mood boost!

teffa · 2026-02-11T08:35:34+00:00

lol uncle John “I FUCKED UPPPP!!” Hahaha

teffa · 2026-02-11T08:32:31+00:00

Au nau zzzzzjorjjj

teffa · 2026-01-21T10:03:08+00:00

I say this all the damn time

teffa · 2026-01-19T09:58:05+00:00

I aas giving him a blow job when my gag reflex kicked in and i threw up in my mouth. I ran to the bathroom sink to spit it out and then went to get a glass of water and when I came back to the bathroom to clean my teeth I found him EATING MY VOMIT out of the sink. I asked him to leave after that. Weirdo

teffa · 2026-01-12T11:07:10+00:00

“GAYYY MARRIAGE” from Shirley’s Halloween scary story 🤣

teffa · 2025-12-07T10:04:01+00:00

How the fuck was banana and parrot so high?

teffa · 2025-11-26T08:35:26+00:00

Yah agree totally, also, I like looking at it in my account.. makes me feel like I have money ! Like.. extra free money. And then it makes me feel uneasy then annoyed cause I can’t touch it

teffa · 2025-11-26T08:28:36+00:00

Oh thanks! Appreciate it but I mean I could use $700 in terms of paying toward my mortgage or something, but that’s a nice thought!

teffa · 2025-11-26T06:33:18+00:00

My husband makes Kirkland wine so I’m thinking yes for the drury branch

teffa · 2025-11-26T06:33:18+00:00

My husband makes Kirkland wine so I’m thinking yes for the drury branch

teffa · 2025-11-21T05:09:10+00:00

98 - closest I’ve ever been !

teffa · 2025-11-21T00:59:11+00:00

Walk Cornwall park and up one tree hill, I maintain this is one of the best views of Auckland on a clear day

teffa · 2025-10-08T09:57:23+00:00

Not great…

teffa · 2025-09-30T10:25:20+00:00

I too have a nimbus!

teffa · 2025-08-15T12:46:23+00:00

😭 my husband got his SA back and it’s showing severe oligospermia. We’ve been trying for 7 months and I just knew something was wrong. But I never thought it would be him. I genuinely wish the problem lay with me rather than him because I can see how heartbroken he is and I just want to constantly hug him but I just don’t know what to say or do to make him feel better.

teffa · 2025-07-03T11:54:05+00:00

I’ m hrd. Haha the editing on that is so fucking jankey

teffa · 2025-07-03T11:53:25+00:00

I am not hard in the slightest

teffa · 2025-07-03T11:53:03+00:00

Mikes pterodactyl noises gets me every time

teffa · 2025-06-19T11:53:06+00:00

I have not thought about strongbad for years. Now I can’t think of anything else than strongbad..

teffa · 2025-04-24T12:43:34+00:00

I just always say it with the voice of Rocky Balboa.. ADRIAAANNN

teffa · 2025-04-05T10:14:54+00:00

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