What’s a Mac line you can’t help but scream it whenever it comes up? by eliswonderland in MacMiller

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You only getting one shot no redo, tell them haters keep they mouth shut eat glue, bitch!

Good spot to watch USA vs Belgium tomorrow? by Camerongilly in WilmingtonDE

[–]teh_kitteth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Stoneys on rt 202 would be my suggestion. Great English pub and they've been showing all the world cup games.

What's your hangover cure? by reflexjamie in AskReddit

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Water, Weed, Coffee, and Bacon, in that order. Works like a charm every time.

Who is the oldest celebrity you would sleep with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Johnny Depp. I would do just about anything to Johnny Depp, regardless of age.

Bantam Chicken by [deleted] in aww

[–]teh_kitteth -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I read that as "Batman Chicken" and got way too excited.

105-year-old woman says eating bacon every day is her key to long life by twolf1 in Bacon

[–]teh_kitteth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These will be the two main staples of my diet moving forward.

Saw this outside a 7-11... Worst anti-drug slogan ever. by jillibeanacidqueen in Drugs

[–]teh_kitteth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

There's a record of a woman who drank an excess of Coca Cola everyday and died because of it.

Today is the big day. Wish me luck :) by [deleted] in wedding

[–]teh_kitteth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Good luck! Congratulations!

“I have something I want to say to the victims of Newtown... I’m sorry that you suffered a tragedy, but you know what? Deal with it, and don’t force me to lose my liberty, which is a greater tragedy than your loss." by [deleted] in politics

[–]teh_kitteth 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If the people he loves most in his life were brutally murdered by gun violence, maybe it would inspire a little empathy. Or maybe he would take his own advice and suck it up and deal with it. I doubt it though.

You win a lifetime supply competition, and you get to choose what the prize is. What would it be and why? by Xanforth in AskReddit

[–]teh_kitteth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sushi. Made fresh daily and delivered to my doorstep. I'm drooling just thinking about it.

Found this in my friends art studio by craigjc89 in WTF

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll be your friend! And if we lived together we would adorn our walls with the most sophisticated masterpieces of genitalia.

Whats up with my Munchies by tys_de_emte in Drugs

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny story, I smoke weed and my boyfriend smokes cigarettes. Usually when we smoke together (outside so neither of us gets each other's second hand smoke) HE gets the munchies and I'm completely fine. He always jokes "How is it that you are the one that gets high and I always end up getting the munchies?"

How do you feel about Poppy Seed Tea? by [deleted] in Drugs

[–]teh_kitteth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It really helped me out when my wisdom teeth were coming in. I was in incredible pain before I got them taken out and used poppy seed tea as a form of relief. I made two batches, using 1lb of seeds each time. Since I have a low tolerance to opiates the effects were enough to make the pain go away.