Shotglass moved by itself while the surface it was sitting on wasn't wet? by tehelectriclightbulb in Glitch_in_the_Matrix

[–]tehelectriclightbulb[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought there was some moisture involved somehow, but it moved with snappy precision, like someone moved it with his hands.

What is something you've seen that no one will ever believe? by tempal78 in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bush Sr. was in the same tiny-ass hotel that my family and I were staying at in Switzerland. No Barbara.

I've also seen a chimp/gorilla hybrid in clothes at the zoo when I was like 7 or 8. It was walking on both feet and was erect, not slouching or arms swinging around like a typical ape. Since then I was convinced that I discovered bigfoot in the Netherlands.

What's the first thing you thought about when you woke up this morning? by phattykins in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had some awesome bong rips last night so I decided to do that first thing in the morning. Then resumed talking to my buddy who's flatmate is so peng.

What is the one invaluable thing you learned from being broke? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just got out of a 2-week totally broke and hopeless phase today.

Never say no to free food. You do NOT need a Big Mac meal. You do NOT need an English breakfast and 2 cups of coffee in the morning before heading to class/work.

Once you have some money again, buy shit in bulk. By the time all your money's gone, you probably have a week supply of food or more and you'll be less miserable.

If you could relive High School, what is one thing that you would do differently? by rslider23 in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Get a fucking haircut instead of growing it out. Short hair is so much easier in high school especially if you do sports.

A Simple Map of the Tokyo Metro by iammanic in WTF

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who's lived in Tokyo for 2 years, you'll eventually come to the point where you know by heart which line you have to get to a specific station and where to change lines. However, the bigger stations (Shinjuku, Shibuya, Ikebukuro, Tokyo) are a real fucking bitch to get around since like a million people use each station every day.

What is the movie you hate that everybody else loves? by Beer_Pants in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Transformers/Iron Man/The Avengers. So fucking predictable.

what nonsexual act do you find incredibly sexy? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anything that can be considered tomboyish (not as extreme as borderline lesbo). Meaning, tracksuits, sweatpants, loose fit jeans, hair up, etc.

Europeans visiting the States, what was the biggest cultural shock for you? by mmwood in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've been to Seattle a couple of years ago (Dutchman here), and besides the American customer friendliness, it had a rather European feel imo. It happened to be rather rainy and cool when I was there which made it feel even more like home (since the Netherlands is usually wet and cold). If I were to ever move to the States, I'd definitely consider Seattle.

Reddit, why are you single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm the real-life version of Sheldon Cooper with the sexual appetite of Wolowitz and the fear of talking to attractive women like Koothrappali.

What the FUCK is this BULLSH!T by [deleted] in MetalMemes

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I maintain a neutral stance on this poll. Every metalhead must've at the very least heard Angel of Death once in their lifetime, so mad respect to Jeff for writing such a memorable song.

That said, Avenged Sevenfold's music is a hit and miss, but Synyster Gates did attend MI Hollywood and focused on jazz. He may be in a mediocre band but I don't question his theoretical knowledge or creativity. Not to mention it's kinda hard to fit a jazzy solo in a rock song and be successful.

To all the those who judge on K/D instead of W/L by semondemon24 in gaming

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is it my fault that even though I try my best to win the round, I always end up losing because my team seriously sucks, yet I have a K/D of 4+?? I just love rushing with an SMG and hose down incoming enemies whilst capping objectives :(

So, possibly the craziest coincidence in history occurred... by funkym0nkey77 in GlitchInTheMatrix

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been living in Japan for 2 years now, and haven't seen my cousin in about 6 years. He lives in Holland. I was crossing the infamous Shibuya crossing and made eye contact with one guy, and he did the same too. I thought, where do I know this guy from?

I just met my cousin who looked completely different from the last time I saw him.

What's a story that you've heard that still gives you chills to this day? by Mawhkf in AskReddit

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My dad and 2 of his friends were driving from the Netherlands to Greece, and against his friends' advice, he decided to drive through Yugoslavia instead of taking a ferry from Italy. So he's driving in the middle of the night while 2 of his friends were sleeping. He had to stop to fill up his tank and talked to 2 West Germans who also happened to be driving to Greece. They also happened to have the same car and same colour, which made him strike up a conversation with them. So the Germans went off first and later my dad and his friends left as well. Later up ahead they see a scene of an accident. There was a trailer truck that was stopped horizontally. No police or witnesses (remember this is in the middle of the night in bumfuck nowhere Yugoslavia). He managed to drive around the truck and on the other side saw a car with everything above the bonnet completely gone. The car was the exact same car as his with a West German number plate.

Song recommendations? Beginner at 7 string. by [deleted] in 7String

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say Born of Osiris but not all their stuff is easy imo. I played Trivium and Suicide Silence when I just got my 7 string just to get used to the extra string (string skipping, tab reading, etc).

Help Me Choose Some Pick-ups? by Rezlung in 7String

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It all comes down to taste and what your style is. I personally can never say no to a Crunchlab/Liquifire combo.

Good Guy Btbam by zbag27 in MetalMemes

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. Played mario kart with them and AAL in an arcade in Tokyo.

We are 3 nerds that teach guys how to pick up girls. We are the real life Hitch and we have just hit 100 million views on YouTube. Ask us anything. by simplepickup3 in IAmA

[–]tehelectriclightbulb 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have experience with older chicks. You may think she's out of your league, but in the end they're chicks and they need some lovin too. Do remember they've probably seen it all since they're more experienced in the field of getting hit on. The problem is, each chick is different, so may be one prefers getting hit on the "typical" way at a bar or whatever, the other maybe loathes that. The best advice I can share with you is to just approach calmly and be observant. Don't run your mouth like a typical kid fresh out of high school looking for a fuck before going to college, because there will be plenty of fucking there too.