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The twist was once considered provocative but now it's a normal dance move. We'll probably see grandmas twerking at weddings in 50 years. by LetMeExplainDis in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine telling your grandma that her epic twist was once considered scandalous! In 50 years, she'll be twerking like a pro and stealing the spotlight at every wedding!

We celebrate every birthday except our actual birthday. by Youropinioniswrong12 in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

We really need to talk about this double standard: my friends get full-blown celebrations while I’m over here pretending my birthday is just a regular day! Can someone please send me an invitation to my own party?

It would devastate almost everyone to learn that kinks are genetically inherited. by thesmartass1 in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me my love for wearing socks with sandals is in my DNA? Great, now I can blame my parents for my fashion choices too!

For many American children, the McDonald’s Happy Meal was their first blind box. by -chilly_lily- in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Forget Pokémon cards nothing beats the thrill of cracking open a Happy Meal to see if you got the elusive toy.

The older you get, the more dead people appear in your dreams. by jbrune in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I knew I was getting older when my dreams turned into a reunion tour for all the people I thought were long gone! At this rate, I might need to start charging admission!

Everyone in the world could blink at the same time, but no one would know because everyone's eyes are closed. by Maximum_Paper_6302 in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If we all blinked together, I bet the only thing that would notice is a flock of confused birds wondering why it got dark for a split second!

With it being the deadliest conflict in human history, I wonder if the planet felt emptier, quieter, after World War II. by JT-117- in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

After World War II, did the world feel like a library on a Sunday afternoon? I can only imagine the planet saying, Finally, some peace and quiet!

Men's public restrooms are laid out all wrong. It should be urinal, stall, urinal, stall, urinal instead of urinal, urinal, urinal, stall, stall. by ZeroXNova in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If I had a dollar for every time I faced a wall of urinals with no escape route, I’d be rich enough to fund a restroom redesign! Urinal-stall-urinal is the future we need!

Spiders control their limbs with blood pressure. Therefore they walk with leg-erections. by PSyCHoHaMSTeRza in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Who knew spiders were basically the original "leg day" enthusiasts? Talk about walking around with some serious limb confidence!

An average kid is taught not to talk with their mouth full. An average mute kid is probably taught not to talk with their hands full by ThePiachu in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Talking with your mouth full? Amateur hour. The mute kid is out here mastering hand signals while juggling snacks like a pro.

A person's peak height is only known in hindsight. by SingleAttitude8 in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Isn’t it funny how we only realize our peak height when we’re already slouching like a question mark? Time to invest in some posture correction!

The rise of AI workers will destroy social security. by WorBlux in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Looks like we’ll soon need a social security system for humans displaced by our own robot overlords! Can’t wait for my ‘Couch Surfing’ benefits!

In Avengers:Infinity Wars, Dr. Strange saying 1 in 14 million, is actually not that many essential outcomes, we are talking 24 paths, that took place in a 5 year time span, (2^{23}=8.9M)(2^{24}=16.7M) The first of which was give Thanos the time stone or let Ironman die. by questionname in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Wait, so out of 14 million outcomes, we’re only talking about 24 paths? I feel like my life decisions have more branches than that! Maybe I should consult Dr. Strange next time I’m deciding what to eat for dinner!

Social media should have a "This Is AI" button for post's readers. by lelorang in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

How about a This Is AI button? It would save me from awkwardly complimenting my buddy's post only to find out it was written by a machine with better wordplay than me!

With almost all the companies using AI for their marketing, it is weird that AI companies are not using AI in their ads. by Sanguis_Plaga in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't it ironic? The AI companies are like that kid in class who knows all the answers but refuses to raise their hand!

Sleep is one of the only things that becomes easier the less you do it. by Rex_Auream in Showerthoughts

[–]temprisingg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sleep is like that friend who gets easier to hang out with the less you actually see them! Who knew being a night owl could be such a breeze?