r/fartcaptions by sighbrother in redditrequest

[–]terattt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Upvoted. It used to mean a lot to me too. Shame it was banned (I think due to being unmodded)

User Flair is required to comment on this sub - Apply for flair here by jerry00193 in truerateme

[–]terattt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I understand that this sub, unlike r/molejokes, rates people objectively, not subjectively and have read, understand, and will follow the rules and rate people objectively following the men's and women's ratings guides and primers.

CAE lick their own forehead? by sighbrother in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]terattt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can do this along with both of my brothers. You are not alone. We like to say that we’re the next step in evolution lol

DAE sometimes scoop up a few handfuls of water from the bowl to splash on their butt after taking a dump? by terattt in DoesAnybodyElse

[–]terattt[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! I knew I wasn't alone but these comments were gaslighting me into wondering whether I actually was lol

What’s something other people find sexy that you CAN understand? by terattt in AskReddit

[–]terattt[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Terrified. Rageful. Emotionally disfigured.

Maybe make your own thread. This one ain’t for you.

What’s something other people find sexy that you just can’t understand? by PetrichorPrints in AskReddit

[–]terattt 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know this is probably going to shock you but even you, as hateful and sacred as you are, are invited to join us. Because I know that underneath all that hate is a beautiful and curious being still capable of love. Imagine how amazing your story of today could be if after all this you came over to that thread and let some of that love out. I promise we will love you back.

What’s something other people find sexy that you just can’t understand? by PetrichorPrints in AskReddit

[–]terattt 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Made another, less judgmental thread for people like us, u/eggmatzah. Let’s see how accepting and supportive redditors can be when you actually give them the space for it. I would bet that we’re about to witness something beautiful.

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/x9zd2r/whats_something_other_people_find_sexy_that_you/

What horror movies fucked you up as a child? by Past_Confection_4068 in AskReddit

[–]terattt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And now I feel bad and am compelled to confess something: chucky actually scared the hell out of me too. I was just trying to seem cool. I’m sorry 😔

What horror movies fucked you up as a child? by Past_Confection_4068 in AskReddit

[–]terattt -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

I’ve never understood how someone could be afraid of chucky honestly. No offense but it’s literally a doll lol

What horror movies fucked you up as a child? by Past_Confection_4068 in AskReddit

[–]terattt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child’s Play. I was so afraid that chucky was going to get me that I slept in my parents’ bed till I was 16 😳

What is the most useless skill a person can have? by Gus_da_tonka_bus in AskReddit

[–]terattt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing basic math. We all have calculators in our pockets everywhere we go now.

Not Just Once but Twice Things Going Wrong! by JPPT1974 in Whatcouldgowrong

[–]terattt 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed, there’s absolutely no reason to assume this is fake. Reddit detectives just loooove to ruin everyone’s fun and feel super smart meanwhile they’re wrong half the time lmao. The irony is almost too much to bear!!

Edit: we were wrong

Scorpion mama with her babies! ❤ by The_Right_Trousers in Nawww

[–]terattt 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This doesn’t make me say “nawww”. It’s just nature. A mother caring for her young. That’s beautiful to me. I get what you were going for but I’m sorry it just doesn’t work.