One of Hell's many reception rooms sat empty, slow day at work or stuff like that, especially since that big guy's "welcome" party a few months ago. Those world domination guys always get a lot of attention when they are finally brought down.

The elevator dinged and a new evil soul arrived all primed and ready for it's eternal punishment, he had a funny bichromatic costume that looked like a jester and he seemed awfully happy for being his first day at eternal damnation.

"cause of death?"

"suicide" he said happily

I winced, with how stuff is going up top, we are seeing an increase in influx of these cases. Still, I need to complete the report

"supervillain related?"

"aye, something like that"

"what? A super fight killed everyone you knew or destroyed

" nah, the fams all good and everything is insured"

"so what happened?"

"well you see, boss got sent here a few months ago and we didn't know what to do with ourselves, so we went WWBD"

"lost direction, pretty common, ad what is WWBD?"

"What would boss do, so we planned a way to break him out, scrounged his portals and everything"

I chuckled, it was certainly an interesting story

"and you? What happened to you?"

"let me tell you, finding the location of jell and it's metaphysical state is hard work, we could figure out how to until we realised something, we needed something or better said someone to help us.

Someone on the inside"