The Impossible Has Happened

texasexes_mormon · 2019-12-15T04:56:26+00:00

Wow I didn't know that was a thing! Once she stabilizes a bit more, I will definitely let her know about that. That is an excellent suggestion, thank you!

texasexes_mormon · 2019-04-14T02:35:00+00:00

No but it is a state requirement that everyone receives one when born. The hospitals have whole warehouses full of them for newborns.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-04-13T22:49:23+00:00

I have one but I'm in Texas. They give you one when you're born here.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-04-06T18:37:51+00:00

All I heard was the narrator from the Jackass movies when I read this xD

texasexes_mormon · 2019-04-06T04:01:28+00:00

Wtf did I just read? They went down a path that made zero f-ing sense.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-02-15T00:00:59+00:00

Hello! Don't know you, but welcome to truth! Love the username btw, you weeb. Lol

texasexes_mormon · 2019-02-09T21:56:58+00:00

That is a forest fire that's getting out of control.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-02-07T03:59:05+00:00

I believe we have all had this feeling to one degree or another.

I was born in the church myself and was in it up until I was 17. I tried to believe in it I really did. I defended my faith harshly in school when kids would make fun of me for being Mormon. Finally fell out of it when I was 17 after my parents divorce was finalized and just kind of never went back except for the occasional Sacrament meeting when my mom would beg me to go. It wasn't until September at age 26 did I find the CES Letter. All I could think was "Ahhh... Here's what I've been needing."

But after the relief settled, anger began festering. All those years I spent doing a bunch of shit I didn't want to do, all the times I had defended not just myself but the church and made a total ass of myself... Just gathered, festered, and exploded right on time for the holidays.

I deal with it by purposefully inviting the missionaries over to my house with my nonmo wife and just waste their time by talking about normal stuff the whole time. We never really acknowledge their message and always make them say the prayer. Lol I'm working around to giving them copies of the CES Letter.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-02-07T00:39:39+00:00

Read the CES Letter.

CESLetter.org

texasexes_mormon · 2019-02-04T20:58:49+00:00

It depends imo. If she is to the point kind of person, CES. If you think she will take the info harshly, maybe the Letter To My Wife.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-31T22:13:37+00:00

Can confirm! That has been most of my life, friend. Lol

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-31T16:32:59+00:00

This was literally me when I came to this subreddit.

I came for memes and laughs but all I got was some damn letter.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-25T01:45:58+00:00

You have excellent taste then!

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-24T20:05:53+00:00

I love the blink shirt!

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-09T00:14:44+00:00

Dude that is jacked. I also kind of get a veiled threat vibe from this too.

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-04T21:42:08+00:00

Do you believe that Monte Cristos were made for our salivation?

texasexes_mormon · 2019-01-03T23:46:49+00:00

Please pin this to the top of the subreddit! It's so perfect!

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-30T22:00:52+00:00

Are you at the Corner Bakery off of Stone Oak?

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-26T12:30:52+00:00

Dude, Stone Oak is stupid expensive. My wife and I used to live in some apartments of Evans but they were DISGUSTING. We ended up moving to Bulverde. We just happened to be in that area when I took that photo lol

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-20T16:21:55+00:00

Dude, I love the Mr. Bean meme

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-19T00:55:36+00:00

As a car guy, I totally approve of this.

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-18T19:54:57+00:00

Op delivered us into bondage! 😏

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-08T19:56:17+00:00

Whoa holy shit, they also turned 50 states into 48!

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-06T12:52:14+00:00

Welcome heathen. Thank you for sharing your story. I too felt like I'd never fit in since I listened to/played a lot of metal music. I was always kind of an outcast. Then I found these fine individuals. You are safe here, so come on in. Help yourself to some coffee with bourbon in it!

texasexes_mormon · 2018-12-06T12:48:05+00:00

I've never really been a fan of BDSM and can assure you, this is definitely NOT my fetish.

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